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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 05-04-2018, 08:28 PM   #23361 (permalink)
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I had no idea that was a thing.
*whisper* New Jerseeeeeeey *whisper*
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Old 05-04-2018, 08:38 PM   #23362 (permalink)
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People used to sh*t on the floors in Barnes and Noble all the time. I thought I was past that.
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Old 05-04-2018, 08:45 PM   #23363 (permalink)
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*whisper* New Jerseeeeeeey *whisper*
I work in New Jersey, so most of the time, if I go to a Barnes & Noble, it's one in New Jersey. All this time I had no idea I could just shit on the floor there.
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Old 05-04-2018, 08:52 PM   #23364 (permalink)
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really put the barn in the barnes and noble
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Old 05-04-2018, 08:58 PM   #23365 (permalink)
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I work in New Jersey, so most of the time, if I go to a Barnes & Noble, it's one in New Jersey. All this time I had no idea I could just shit on the floor there.
The twist is that New Jersey is the shit on the floor.
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Old 05-04-2018, 09:07 PM   #23366 (permalink)
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really put the barn in the barnes and noble
doesn't beat the nob though.
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Old 05-04-2018, 09:30 PM   #23367 (permalink)
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Urine for a treat whenever you visit Exo's Barns and Noble
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Old 05-04-2018, 09:39 PM   #23368 (permalink)
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Barnes & Noble: not just any old dump
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Old 05-04-2018, 10:06 PM   #23369 (permalink)
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Floor ****ting is weird because do they even wipe?
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Old 05-05-2018, 04:58 AM   #23370 (permalink)
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I work at a park. I've seen bathroom atrocities that ya'll can't even imagine. Diarhea coating every inch of the inside of a stall, like an ass bomb went off. Blood. Semen. Toilets backed up 'cause someone tried to flush their shoes. Naked people just kinda lounging around (and they're always old and wrinkly).
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