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Old 04-20-2018, 02:17 PM   #23351 (permalink)
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Idk, swimming out a hundred yards or so into the ocean with a floating cooler and mates is a solid time.
Never done this but sounds great especially where you are.
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Old 04-20-2018, 02:19 PM   #23352 (permalink)
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Idk, swimming out a hundred yards or so into the ocean with a floating cooler and mates is a solid time.
Well I don't have any mates, nor do I drink (hardly at all), so that's two reasons for me not to be impressed by that as a good time.
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Old 04-20-2018, 02:22 PM   #23353 (permalink)
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Yeah I'm good with a hundred yards offshore but swimming is still fantastic.
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Old 04-20-2018, 03:43 PM   #23354 (permalink)
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Well I don't have any mates, nor do I drink (hardly at all), so that's two reasons for me not to be impressed by that as a good time.
You don't have friends therefore friends can't be fun? There's no way you don't drink. Humans can't live for more than 3 days without water.
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Old 05-04-2018, 02:16 PM   #23355 (permalink)
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I'm sitting in the shop and some dude walks in and asks if we have a restroom. I said yeah, it's that door right over there thinking homie is just going to take a leak. Motherf*cker is in there for twenty f*cking minutes birthing the sewage monster from X-Files. I'm surprised I didn't hear backward tongue speaking in there. Finally the door opens and he just waltzes towards the door. I'm like "Have a great day dude. Thanks for sh*tting with us." Not letting this dude get away with it. He'll think twice next time he wants to come in to my shop and sh*t. Dude just looks at me, says "sorry", and leaves.

I almost threw up. It still smells like a sulfur bomb went off in there. It actually seeped out to the record bins. It smells like we keep pigs back there and they all had bad Chinese food. I have all the doors open.

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Old 05-04-2018, 02:21 PM   #23356 (permalink)
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Hey, at least he didn't crap on the floor inside the store. That seriously happened at this local used records store that I often visit.

I overheard them talking about it one day where I thought it smelled a bit funky in there. I think they're just cleaned it up and damn they were angry about it
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People used to sh*t on the floors in Barnes and Noble all the time. I thought I was past that.
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Old 05-04-2018, 02:25 PM   #23358 (permalink)
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I'm sitting in the shop and some dude walks in and asks if we have a restroom. I said yeah, it's that door right over there thinking homie is just going to take a leak. Motherf*cker is in there for twenty f*cking minutes birthing the sewage monster from X-Files. I'm surprised I didn't hear backward tongue speaking in there. Finally the door opens and he just waltzes towards the door. I'm like "Have a great day dude. Thanks for sh*tting with us." Not letting this dude get away with it. He'll think twice next time he wants to come in to my shop and sh*t. Dude just looks at me, says "sorry", and leaves.

I almost threw up. It still smells like a sulfur bomb went off in there. It actually seeped out to the record bins. It smells like we keep pigs back there and they all had bad Chinese food. I have all the doors open.

Awful.
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I'm sitting in the shop and some dude walks in and asks if we have a restroom. I said yeah, it's that door right over there thinking homie is just going to take a leak. Motherf*cker is in there for twenty f*cking minutes birthing the sewage monster from X-Files. I'm surprised I didn't hear backward tongue speaking in there. Finally the door opens and he just waltzes towards the door. I'm like "Have a great day dude. Thanks for sh*tting with us." Not letting this dude get away with it. He'll think twice next time he wants to come in to my shop and sh*t. Dude just looks at me, says "sorry", and leaves.

I almost threw up. It still smells like a sulfur bomb went off in there. It actually seeped out to the record bins. It smells like we keep pigs back there and they all had bad Chinese food. I have all the doors open.

Awful.
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Old 05-04-2018, 08:27 PM   #23360 (permalink)
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People used to sh*t on the floors in Barnes and Noble all the time. I thought I was past that.
I had no idea that was a thing.
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