The Bitch Box

**Frownland** · 04-18-2018, 01:57 PM

That's why you have to deal with this frustrating ****.

My first response would've just been "**** you. I would never write garbage copy like that. I'm a professional."

grindy · 04-18-2018, 02:00 PM

Dude kinda owned Exo tbh.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-18-2018, 02:03 PM

:d

The Batlord · 04-18-2018, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Dude kinda owned Eco tbh.

Mad trolled.

Oriphiel · 04-18-2018, 02:19 PM

Never waste time on a wall of text when you're dealing with someone like that. Just tell them to have fun being a useless twat, and move on.

Trollheart · 04-18-2018, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

I'm getting so close to going off on some of my customers. Here's the most common exchange of words in this shop...

"Hey, can you go lower on this?"

"It's a three dollar record."

"Yeah, but can you maybe cut me a deal or something?"

"I'll give you 10% off at the end."

"Okay thanks. I love this store. I hope you stay in business forever."

WE AIN'T GUNNA IF YOU WANT A DISCOUNT ON EVERY SINGLE ****ING ITEM YOU TWAT.

This isn't a f*cking yard sale. It's a store. The only reason we put up with it is because we're still trying to build a customer base so their 10% off is better than nothing. The logic kills me though. "I love this store. I hope it stays forever. Please give me everything cheaper than how you price it which is already dirt f*cking cheap."

F*cking scumtwats.

Should have asked for three-fiddy

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

the key is asking for more than you really want so you can afford to cut that 10% on almost all your inventory if you need to. that way you’re clearing extra when they don’t ask but not losing anything when they do.

i reguarly deal with the same goddamn customers here who just want to feel like theyre winning the deal

if the part goes for $400 i go in at $450 so when they fire back at $410 im like “oh man... i guess, just cause you’re a good customer.”

but yeah it does suck. people wanting something for nothing.

People do that? I mean, I used to watch The Apprentice and they'd always be like, "Oh it's ninety quid? We'll give you seventy." And I'd be, **** man, you try that in a real store they're gonna run your ass out of there. They don't need your cheapskate business. They're trying to make money here. But it really does happen?

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Never waste time on a wall of text when you're dealing with someone like that. Just tell them to have fun being a useless twat, and move on.

Ah I get where he's coming from. Sometimes it's good just to let loose, even if it will achieve nothing in the end.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 04-18-2018, 02:37 PM

i dont think it really happens elsewhere but it definitely happens regularly in the automotive business. in fact, you’d be hard pressed to find a situation where that doesn’t happen within our business. around here things have adjusted so salesmen and dealership employees are paid on quantity rather than on profit so gone are the days of a salesman making $5000 on that car he sold you. instead the dealership will lose money (ive seen ours go as low as losing almost 10k on a corvette) just to help hit their goal of units sold.

idk guess it’s just a different place.

Trollheart · 04-18-2018, 03:03 PM

I'm telling you, you walk into Tescos or Easons or Penneys (main stores here) and say this costs X I'll give you Y (Y being a lower figure of course) they'll laugh at you. It just doesn't happen. I mean, in the Apprentice, obviously there are TV cameras and a crew, and the salesperson has probably been briefed what to say. But in reality, I've never ever seen anyone do that.

Me, I do the opposite. Sort of. I bought a pair of binoculars and the guy wanted twenty euro. Decent deal. I said how much to post them to Dublin? Eight Euro says he. So I said that's twenty eight, I'll give you thirty. Sound, says he.

Mind you, when I got them they were ****: lenses all scratched to **** and no use to anyone. Guess that sort of spoils my little story, huh? Not that anyone was listening of course.

grindy · 04-18-2018, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I'm telling you, you walk into Tescos or Easons or Penneys (main stores here) and say this costs X I'll give you Y (Y being a lower figure of course) they'll laugh at you. It just doesn't happen. I mean, in the Apprentice, obviously there are TV cameras and a crew, and the salesperson has probably been briefed what to say. But in reality, I've never ever seen anyone do that.

Me, I do the opposite. Sort of. I bought a pair of binoculars and the guy wanted twenty euro. Decent deal. I said how much to post them to Dublin? Eight Euro says he. So I said that's twenty eight, I'll give you thirty. Sound, says he.

Mind you, when I got them they were ****: lenses all scratched to **** and no use to anyone. Guess that sort of spoils my little story, huh? Not that anyone was listening of course.

What do you need binoculars for?

Trollheart · 04-18-2018, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

What do you need binoculars for?

Never you mind.

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	I'm telling you, you walk into Tescos or Easons or Penneys (main stores here) and say this costs X I'll give you Y (Y being a lower figure of course) they'll laugh at you. It just doesn't happen. I mean, in the Apprentice, obviously there are TV cameras and a crew, and the salesperson has probably been briefed what to say. But in reality, I've never ever seen anyone do that. Me, I do the opposite. Sort of. I bought a pair of binoculars and the guy wanted twenty euro. Decent deal. I said how much to post them to Dublin? Eight Euro says he. So I said that's twenty eight, I'll give you thirty. Sound, says he. Mind you, when I got them they were **: lenses all scratched to ** and no use to anyone. Guess that sort of spoils my little story, huh? Not that anyone was listening of course. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

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