my turn? ok then......here we go:

1) my Les Paul is still slightly f*cked and i'll need to get it looked at again.

2) i haven't seen my nephew is well over a year due to my step-sister being incompetent.

3) my love life is non-existent and has been for over a decade (my being a socially awkward moron hasn't helped me at all) i've always found it hard meeting new people.

4) i'm pissed that it took nearly 4½ years to convince a couple of my friends that i wasn't overreacting for not talking to my parents anymore (they let my little sister die and then denied me and my remaining siblings the right to bury her - i think i'm justified in being severely pissed at them)

*sigh* right! that's my rant over.

I should probably actually get a bank account. I've already lucked out on like $200 for my music cuz I couldn't accept the payments. And now like literally every email account of mine is ****ed and I can't get into any, so I gotta make more, then redirect paypal payments, but can't get in paypal since I forgot my login, and I'd have to reset the password but it would just go to emails I can't see, so I try to make a new one, and mainly I'm just dumb

Can't you set up a new Paypal account?

The new guy I hired might not make it through to the end of the month. Dammit.

Every 5 minutes:

"Uh, I have a question"
"Uh, could you come here for a minute"
"Uh, I need your assistance"

Dude. You're supposed to know this ****. How in the hell did you pass my test and don't know this ****? Did you forget basic CAD 101 **** in the span of 2 weeks?

As I'm typing this he screwed up the entire workstation settings. These are trying times my friends.

And I bet the cheque you got from him is already spent.

Huh?

The bribe he paid you to take him on. Don't act all innocent: we've seen your shiny new guitar.

Well, I haven't. I hope it's a 54 LP GT.

My turn to go "huh?"

He had to give me half a years net salary, so I bought this:

https://reverb.com/p/gibson-les-paul...B&hfid=1679131