Originally Posted by grindy

God how I hate annoyingly filmed and/or edited concerts.

If you plan to make a concert movie and overuse this stuff you should burn in hell:

1. Inserting some other random footage into the video
I don't want to see some **** you think is moody when set to the music. Show me the ****ing musicians.

2. Constant close-ups of the musicians faces
It's nice to see their expressions but I want to see them ****ing playing and not their left eye for ten ****ing minutes. Just show the whole guy, that way I can see his o-face and him doing awesome stuff to his instrument.

3. Constantly showing the audience
Nice to see them going wild from time to time but people at concerts look dumb and, again, I want to see the ****ing musicians.

4. Constant cuts and zooms
No need to try to illustrate music going wild with your ****ing editing. Nothing communicates the energy better than, yep, just seeing the musicians doing their thing. It's the same reason cut-up fight scenes usually are annoying.

Rant over.

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

I have a bootleg of a Talking Heads concert where the camera guy keeps zooming into Tina Weymouth's tits right when Adrian Belew starts going nuts with his guitar. Every fucking time.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I just checked and she doesn't even have nice tits. She doesn't even look that good tbh.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I just checked and she doesn't even have nice tits. She doesn't even look that good tbh.

Originally Posted by Exo

Something is in my big toe. I dug at it for two f*cking hours and nothing. No splinters. No glass. Nothing. I don't understand and it hurts. I rub my finger over it and I can feel it. There is something there. I have had magnifying glass search parties, epsom salt baths, and my toe looks like a diamond mine in Sierra Leone. I don't understand at all.

GET OUT OF MY FOOT GHOST INTRUDER.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by MicShazam

I hate it when I order a CD from Amazon and it looks like someone's been surfing down a gravelly hill on the disc while their fat uncle sat waiting at the bottom, on top of the jewel case - all while the Amazon seller still has the nerve to list it as being in "very good" condition.

I always get my money back no problem, but why do I have to waste my time on it? Plus it's just disrespectful and annoying. It's the principle of it, damn it!