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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 01-06-2017, 10:33 PM   #22921 (permalink)
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I have writers block. Someone give me a prompt or topic or something.
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Old 01-06-2017, 10:36 PM   #22922 (permalink)
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I have writers block. Someone give me a prompt or topic or something.
Give 10 reasons as to why being gay is bad.
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Old 01-06-2017, 10:37 PM   #22923 (permalink)
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I have writers block. Someone give me a prompt or topic or something.
Bees vs. piranhas.
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Old 01-06-2017, 10:40 PM   #22924 (permalink)
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Im gonna go with bees vs. Pirahanas...

Gays are just ****ing annoying. At least in SF. Congrats brah, you take **** covered dick to the mouth. That's ****ing gross, really not interested in your parties and wish you didn't own the city.
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Old 01-06-2017, 11:05 PM   #22925 (permalink)
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Gays are just ****ing annoying. At least in SF. Congrats brah, you take **** covered dick to the mouth. That's ****ing gross, really not interested in your parties and wish you didn't own the city.
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Old 01-07-2017, 12:12 AM   #22926 (permalink)
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A possessed breast.
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Old 01-07-2017, 12:42 AM   #22927 (permalink)
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A bee hive falls into a pool of piranhas in the backyard of a sunny suburban home. The pool has chlorine or whatever in it so the piranhas are dead and most of the bees drown. With no queen to protect the survivors flee to a nearby park and terrorize a family on a picnic. A boy of four years is allergic and ends up in the ER. He gloats about his survival through his twenties until he gets stung again, this time on the throat during a date. He dies before the paramedics arrive. The bees from the picnic are killed by pest control. After killing all the bees, pest control guy Steve gets a turkey sandwich. The End.

I was gonna stop after the first sentence and complain about how ridiculous ofva prompt that was but writing that was actually pretty fun. I don't think ive ever said this before but thanks batlord.
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Old 01-07-2017, 01:54 AM   #22928 (permalink)
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At first, we thought the black liquid was oil, that we'd struck it rich and that we'd be able to retire and live in leisure. We actually started writing down all the ways we'd spend the money. Our first choice was....
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Old 01-07-2017, 06:51 AM   #22929 (permalink)
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At first, we thought the black liquid was oil, that we'd struck it rich and that we'd be able to retire and live in leisure. We actually started writing down all the ways we'd spend the money. Our first choice was....
Load up the truck and move to Beverly. Hills, that is.
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Old 01-07-2017, 07:00 AM   #22930 (permalink)
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Wasn't that Violet's ex?
What are you going on about? I've never said I had a Christian girlfriend.
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