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Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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01-05-2017, 01:52 PM | #22891 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Has he seen combat? If so set off a pipe bomb next to the house and give him flashbacks. With any luck he'll strangle his wife in panic.
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01-05-2017, 01:54 PM | #22892 (permalink) | ||
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01-05-2017, 02:04 PM | #22895 (permalink) |
Jacob Sartorius
Join Date: May 2016
Location: Dank memes
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Or just be like accepting of the loss, don't let the emotional side control you or you will make mistakes (trust me you will), and watch porn. I know it sounds like a clichéd joke but seeing other woman naked does help a lot.
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01-05-2017, 02:12 PM | #22898 (permalink) | ||
midnite roles around
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Sheeiit man why does masturbation have to be tied to who you're dating or not? I haven't gone a day without for about a year now.
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01-05-2017, 02:13 PM | #22899 (permalink) |
OQB
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Frownland
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a good cry wank can solve all your problems
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