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Old 12-15-2016, 06:42 AM   #22761 (permalink)
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Christmas gift buying, unless you're a parent this is mostly pointless. ****ing hate it and would be quite happy to **** it off but can't say how much of a nuisance it is because then I look like a ****

Christmas is ace but **** this.
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like for everyone, **** actually putting thoughts into the gift.
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Old 12-15-2016, 07:09 AM   #22762 (permalink)
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I don't buy people gifts. I can't afford it. Usually because I've spent it all on myself. **** the haters, I ain't no gift giving little bitch.
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Old 12-15-2016, 09:24 AM   #22763 (permalink)
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I don't buy people gifts. I can't afford it. Usually because I've spent it all on myself. **** the haters, I ain't no gift giving little bitch.
I presume you're still not getting laid?
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Old 12-15-2016, 10:36 AM   #22764 (permalink)
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I presume you're still not getting laid?
I'm exaggerating of course, I just can't afford proper gifts. If I had a girlfriend, I'd totally buy her something. But it's when I have to buy gifts for my family, which is a lot of people and a lot of money. I don't like to buy just for the sake of it, because it's Christmas or something. If it's something more important, like a birthday, I'm good with that.
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Old 12-15-2016, 11:23 AM   #22765 (permalink)
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I'm exaggerating of course, I just can't afford proper gifts. If I had a girlfriend, I'd totally buy her something. But it's when I have to buy gifts for my family, which is a lot of people and a lot of money. I don't like to buy just for the sake of it, because it's Christmas or something. If it's something more important, like a birthday, I'm good with that.
Yeah, plus they'll probably just throw away whatever you give them anyway. Or, if they're resourceful, re-gift it to their most-loathed coworker.


P.s excellent evasion of the question
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Old 12-15-2016, 11:48 AM   #22766 (permalink)
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like for everyone, **** actually putting thoughts into the gift.
It's not the thought, it's the money. I don't need or want anything now. If I did I'd have bought it.

But if I say nothing and buy nothing, I'm a ****.

If I spend £20 on a gift and my sister buys me one that cost £20 what is the point? I've just spent twenty quid for the sake of it when I didn't need to.

My dad was fully on my side when I mentioned it to him, he thinks it's stupid as well.
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Old 12-15-2016, 12:00 PM   #22767 (permalink)
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Yeah, plus they'll probably just throw away whatever you give them anyway. Or, if they're resourceful, re-gift it to their most-loathed coworker.


P.s excellent evasion of the question
A few months ago a close friend was going to Edinburgh, and of course she passed through Leeds to meet me for the night, and that was the last time I got laid. I then dated somebody, and realized I wasn't as into them as they were into me. I said "let's just be friends", she turned out to be obsessive as **** and didn't stop messaging me, so I blocked her. We were so close to boning. But I really didn't want to spend another minute with her. Anything else you'd like to know?

EDIT: I can't wait to get loads of deodorant for Christmas, should get enough to last me the rest of my life.
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Old 12-15-2016, 12:10 PM   #22768 (permalink)
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It's not the thought, it's the money. I don't need or want anything now. If I did I'd have bought it.

But if I say nothing and buy nothing, I'm a ****.

If I spend £20 on a gift and my sister buys me one that cost £20 what is the point? I've just spent twenty quid for the sake of it when I didn't need to.

My dad was fully on my side when I mentioned it to him, he thinks it's stupid as well.
Thank god my family doesn't give a **** about giving or getting gifts. When they tell you not to get them anything they can actually become visibly annoyed when you do. It's amazing.
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A few months ago a close friend was going to Edinburgh, and of course she passed through Leeds to meet me for the night, and that was the last time I got laid. I then dated somebody, and realized I wasn't as into them as they were into me. I said "let's just be friends", she turned out to be obsessive as **** and didn't stop messaging me, so I blocked her. We were so close to boning. But I really didn't want to spend another minute with her. Anything else you'd like to know?

EDIT: I can't wait to get loads of deodorant for Christmas, should get enough to last me the rest of my life.
Yeah I understand... any girl who is that enamoured with violet probably isn't someone worth keeping around.
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A few months ago a close friend was going to Edinburgh, and of course she passed through Leeds to meet me for the night, and that was the last time I got laid. I then dated somebody, and realized I wasn't as into them as they were into me. I said "let's just be friends", she turned out to be obsessive as **** and didn't stop messaging me, so I blocked her. We were so close to boning. But I really didn't want to spend another minute with her. Anything else you'd like to know?


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EDIT: I can't wait to get loads of deodorant for Christmas, should get enough to last me the rest of my life.
I don't mind receiving toiletries as long as they aren't those Lynx gift sets with body spray in them that prepubescent schoolboys use after PE because they are too scared to have a shower.
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