ironically he was a very smelly person

Goddamnit, where's Riley when you need him?

i'm here!!

My d*ck got caught in my zipper earlier. Profanities ensued.

:(

Christmas gift buying, unless you're a parent this is mostly pointless. ****ing hate it and would be quite happy to **** it off but can't say how much of a nuisance it is because then I look like a **** :rolleyes:

Christmas is ace but **** this.

The scroll ball on my mouse just quit. Getting ready to end it all [/sarcasm].

mate two words

gift card

like for everyone, **** actually putting thoughts into the gift.

I don't buy people gifts. I can't afford it. Usually because I've spent it all on myself. **** the haters, I ain't no gift giving little bitch.

I presume you're still not getting laid?