seriously, i hope you all die.

That pun was tree-ful

I'm not sure if I've botany more tree puns to throw out here, so I'll just cypress my urge. It's not very poplar.

I'm weeping at your efforts

Get it cuz weeping willows gfy

Sounds like someone has a loose limb.

This pun fest is deadfall.

If a pun is made in a forest, and nobody is there to hear, does it still make someone roll their eyes?

Only if it barks