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Old 11-09-2016, 12:42 AM   #22681 (permalink)
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Dude, I am actually going to move out of the ****ing country. I always wanted to live in Alaska, anyways, this is just the push I needed.
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Old 11-09-2016, 12:42 AM   #22682 (permalink)
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I think getting the fuck out is their plan.
A plan that is futile!

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Dude, I am actually going to move out of the ****ing country. I always wanted to live in Alaska, anyways, this is just the push I needed.
I'm going to be your neighbor!

I did get the joke but yeah I've always wanted to move to Alaska.
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Old 11-09-2016, 12:45 AM   #22683 (permalink)
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Dude, I am actually going to move out of the ****ing continental United States. I always wanted to live in Alaska, anyways, this is just the push I needed.
^ftfy
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 11-11-2016, 05:33 PM   #22684 (permalink)
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Ignoramuses who make inferences instead of minding their business make me wanna strangle them.
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Old 11-11-2016, 05:36 PM   #22685 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2016, 06:15 PM   #22686 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2016, 06:18 PM   #22687 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2016, 06:20 PM   #22688 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2016, 06:25 PM   #22689 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2016, 06:58 PM   #22690 (permalink)
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One of my pals I liked to mess around with sometimes decided to be a punk ass bitch. Like, the last time we interacted at all was months ago and we shared a laugh. Made another joke yesterday and he's all "**** off if you're just gonna talk shut, I don't like you and you barely know me"

Gimme a break bro. I didn't do anything ever and all of a sudden you don't like me.

So there's nothing to do but torch his ass via hip hop
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