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Old 11-04-2016, 11:11 AM   #22661 (permalink)
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That's some disgusting right there.
Sounds pretty uncomfortable too. You either have to sit on the rim or hover over it, and there's no telling if a toilet rim can support the weight of a person.
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Old 11-04-2016, 11:14 AM   #22662 (permalink)
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Sounds pretty uncomfortable too. You either have to sit on the rim or hover over it, and there's no telling if a toilet rim can support the weight of a person.
Only for the discerning over-zealous crapper types.
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Old 11-04-2016, 11:17 AM   #22663 (permalink)
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And midgets, jockeys, or Tom Cruise.
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Old 11-04-2016, 01:19 PM   #22664 (permalink)
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That's some disgusting right there.
The act, or the fact that the Bat has stored all sorts of this type of knowledge in his head?

I'll go with the latter.
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Old 11-04-2016, 01:21 PM   #22665 (permalink)
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I give the credit for this little tidbit to Deadpool, where all the best vulgarities come from.
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Old 11-04-2016, 01:25 PM   #22666 (permalink)
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You guys didn't know what upper decker meant? You need to be more childish.
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Old 11-04-2016, 01:33 PM   #22667 (permalink)
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You need to be more childish.
Why the hell do you think I hang around this place so much? I'm hoping you guys and gals rub off on me. And no, that's not what I mean.

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Old 11-04-2016, 01:35 PM   #22668 (permalink)
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I got the url to the permalink of the post where 1blankmind said he comes across loads of gay dudes all the time tattooed on my leg.
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Old 11-04-2016, 02:14 PM   #22669 (permalink)
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You guys didn't know what upper decker meant? You need to be more childish.
Ok, hotshot.
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Old 11-04-2016, 07:58 PM   #22670 (permalink)
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Why the hell do you think I hang around this place so much? I'm hoping you guys and gals rub off on me. And no, that's not what I mean.

Better?
I bet Batlord would like to rub off on you, he's part Mississippi Leg Hound.
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