The Bitch Box

Thelonious Monkey · 10-07-2016, 09:04 PM

Become a clown.

GuD · 10-08-2016, 07:02 PM

One thing I cannot ****ing stand about writing prompts of any kind is when they ask you to fulfill a page or word quotient. If I answered all your prompts in a concise and compressed paragraph why the **** do you want two more goddamn pages?? If anything I succeeded more than someone who had to fluff their way through the whole damn thing. Gah, somebody tell society to get ****ing real already.

Thelonious Monkey · 10-08-2016, 07:54 PM

dude, stfu and be happy

djchameleon · 10-08-2016, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Violet_

dude, stfu and be happy

be happy in the thread about complaining?

Thelonious Monkey · 10-08-2016, 11:54 PM

I thought this was where all the bitches hang out?

The Batlord · 10-09-2016, 12:25 AM

Clearly it is.

Terrapin_Station · 10-09-2016, 08:41 AM

Looking at the last few pages, this is probably a good place to bitch about the bizarre (to me, of course) attitudes people have about kids.

The Batlord · 10-09-2016, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrapin_Station

Looking at the last few pages, this is probably a good place to bitch about the bizarre (to me, of course) attitudes people have about kids.

I know right? I kick one toddler in the balls and everyone loses their minds.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-09-2016, 08:56 AM

If I ever have children I hope Batlord kicks them in nuts. I think I already swore away their virginity to him, but I just really don't want kids.

Blank. · 10-09-2016, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

If I ever have children I hope Batlord kicks them in nuts. I think I already swore away their virginity to him, but I just really don't want kids.

Make sure you chain them up in the basement and never speak to them so they can become feral.

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10-08-2016, 07:02 PM	#22562 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	One thing I cannot **ing stand about writing prompts of any kind is when they ask you to fulfill a page or word quotient. If I answered all your prompts in a concise and compressed paragraph why the do you want two more goddamn pages?? If anything I succeeded more than someone who had to fluff their way through the whole damn thing. Gah, somebody tell society to get **ing real already. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

10-07-2016, 09:04 PM	#22561 (permalink)
Thelonious Monkey Caesar is home. Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 876	Become a clown.

10-08-2016, 07:54 PM	#22563 (permalink)
Thelonious Monkey Caesar is home. Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 876	dude, stfu and be happy

10-08-2016, 11:54 PM	#22565 (permalink)
Thelonious Monkey Caesar is home. Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 876	I thought this was where all the bitches hang out?

10-09-2016, 08:41 AM	#22567 (permalink)
Terrapin_Station Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: NYC Man Posts: 877	Looking at the last few pages, this is probably a good place to bitch about the bizarre (to me, of course) attitudes people have about kids.