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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 09-21-2016, 05:46 AM   #22491 (permalink)
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It was someone's last day there recently and they decided to have some fun at customers expense.
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Old 09-21-2016, 11:57 AM   #22492 (permalink)
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Only good thing was a got a free second drink with about twice and much gin in it than the first one.
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 09-21-2016, 04:41 PM   #22493 (permalink)
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Went out to dinner tonight with Sherri and Scott to a higher end Italian place. Ordered a cocktail that came in a glass that was maybe 3" in diameter and 8" tall. Third or fourth sip in I lifted the glass and the bottom just fell off. I'm left holding a hollow tube of glass while my sugary drink is spilled all over my shirt and pants. The bottom of the glass and about a half inch of the cylinder broke off completely clean. It was as if someone had taken a glass cutter and ran it around the thing.
Serves you right for ordering a twat-tail... Cheap glass aside, did the bartender at least remember to garnish it with a tampon??
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Old 09-21-2016, 05:05 PM   #22494 (permalink)
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Serves you right for ordering a twat-tail... Cheap glass aside, did the bartender at least remember to garnish it with a tampon??
So he could stick it up his ass?
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Old 09-21-2016, 05:09 PM   #22495 (permalink)
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So he could stick it up his ass?
What Chula decides to do with a complimentary lady napkin is none of our business.
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Old 09-21-2016, 05:52 PM   #22496 (permalink)
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What Chula decides to do with a complimentary lady napkin is none of our business.
Unless i'm the lady napkin.
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Old 09-23-2016, 12:49 PM   #22497 (permalink)
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Mother****ing ****. I made a 13 minute long track, and titled it as such, and bandcamp put it at 12 minutes and 59 seconds. Oi.

EDIT: Nevermind, when you play the track, it shows 13 minutes.
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Old 09-24-2016, 05:35 PM   #22498 (permalink)
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the bears ate my walls

my tent is a damn floor

God can't take enough from me

It's time to duel.
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Old 09-24-2016, 10:45 PM   #22499 (permalink)
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Serves you right for ordering a twat-tail...
It was a 30 minute drive home and at this stage it takes very little alcohol before my speech gets noticeably slurry, even though I'm not that buzzed. Ain't worth the gamble.

And if it helps me get some of my penis back, I did about a fifth of rum and got ripped once we got home.
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Old 09-27-2016, 05:38 PM   #22500 (permalink)
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