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Old 09-15-2016, 04:14 PM   #22431 (permalink)
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I ****ed up and added peppermint oil to my bath last night along with using this new soap that has eucalyptus oil. Well it starting having this icy hot sensation all over my body including my balls which is the worse. It wasn't as intense as icy hot straight on the balls though but man, my whole body felt cold. I started getting goose bumps when I took my shower afterwards that was pretty damn warm. I had so little cold water running and I still couldn't warm up.

I'm never doing that again!

Also never put icy hot on your balls. You've been warned.
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Old 09-15-2016, 04:23 PM   #22432 (permalink)
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I ****ed up and added peppermint oil to my bath last night along with using this new soap that has eucalyptus oil. Well it starting having this icy hot sensation all over my body including my balls which is the worse. It wasn't as intense as icy hot straight on the balls though but man, my whole body felt cold. I started getting goose bumps when I took my shower afterwards that was pretty damn warm. I had so little cold water running and I still couldn't warm up.

I'm never doing that again!

Also never put icy hot on your balls. You've been warned.
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Old 09-16-2016, 06:53 AM   #22433 (permalink)
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My roommate keeps watching Gavin McInnes videos on YouTube and if I have to hear one more I may just kill myself.
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Old 09-16-2016, 10:20 AM   #22434 (permalink)
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My roommate keeps watching Gavin McInnes videos on YouTube and if I have to hear one more I may just kill myself.
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Old 09-16-2016, 10:27 AM   #22435 (permalink)
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Get back at him with some TYT. It'll either lead to a passive aggressive escalation to Michael Moore versus Alex Jones (you're coming out strong with TYT though) or he'll take a hint and use some headphones.
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Old 09-16-2016, 10:33 AM   #22436 (permalink)
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It's just strange to me that people can listen to what he has to say and take it seriously. Like he has genuinely changed my roomates beliefs.
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Old 09-16-2016, 10:40 AM   #22437 (permalink)
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It's just strange to me that people can listen to what he has to say and take it seriously. Like he has genuinely changed my roomates beliefs.
At least it's not Joe Rogan. I can't handle how bro-ed out his fans are.
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Has Joe Rogan said that only black people are racist? Because I heard Gavin McInnes say that.
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He's a professional pseudointellectual who attracts a lot of white male teenage fans.
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Tomorrow will be two weeks since I cracked my ribs and the pain is still really bad. Sleeping, sneezing, coughing, and any general exertion all hurt like hell.

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