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Old 06-21-2016, 02:52 PM   #22301 (permalink)
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I poked a hole in it too, so if you end up with some weird human/cat mutant babies, I don't want to know. I can't afford child support.
Deal... But don't come a-knockin, begging for handouts when you see a litter of white-furred Qwerrtys gracing the cover of National Inquirer at your local Piggly Wiggly. They don't need you!!!!
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Old 06-21-2016, 03:00 PM   #22302 (permalink)
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Deal... But don't come a-knockin, begging for handouts when you see a litter of white-furred Qwerrtys gracing the cover of National Inquirer at your local Piggly Wiggly. They don't need you!!!!
Fine, but it will be because of MY genes. Just so we're clear.
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Fine, but it will be because of MY genes. Just so we're clear.
I really don't need to know about your white fur.
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I really don't need to know about your white fur.
Why? You want it to be a surprise?
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Old 06-21-2016, 03:10 PM   #22305 (permalink)
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I want to mock you for being furries, but I feel that it's too early for me...
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Why? You want it to be a surprise?
Only if it goes down like this:
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I want to mock you for being furries, but I feel that it's too early for me...
Hey, I'm no furry dude. I only fucked her cat to make her angry.
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Hey, I'm no furry dude. I only fucked her cat to make her angry.
I thought we were talkin about my puppy? My cat is a tomcat, and he's a homophobe to boot, so I seriously doubt that.
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I thought we were talkin about my puppy? My cat is a tomcat, and he's a homophobe to boot, so I seriously doubt that.
Well if we're putting it all on the table, it started with just the cat, but before you know it I had a little too much to drink and the dog came in the room and things just kind of went from there.
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Well if we're putting it all on the table, it started with just the cat, but before you know it I had a little too much to drink and the dog came in the room and things just kind of went from there.
Well, that explains the missing jar of peanut butter, theif!
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