Deal... But don't come a-knockin, begging for handouts when you see a litter of white-furred Qwerrtys gracing the cover of National Inquirer at your local Piggly Wiggly. They don't need you!!!!

Fine, but it will be because of MY genes. Just so we're clear.

I really don't need to know about your white fur.

Why? You want it to be a surprise?

I want to mock you for being furries, but I feel that it's too early for me...

Only if it goes down like this:

Hey, I'm no furry dude. I only fucked her cat to make her angry.

I thought we were talkin about my puppy? My cat is a tomcat, and he's a homophobe to boot, so I seriously doubt that.

Well if we're putting it all on the table, it started with just the cat, but before you know it I had a little too much to drink and the dog came in the room and things just kind of went from there.

Well, that explains the missing jar of peanut butter, theif!