The Bitch Box - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
The Bitch Box The Bitch Box
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
Page 2230 of 2493 « First 1230173021302180222022282229 2230 22312232224022802330 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-21-2016, 02:29 PM   #22291 (permalink)
OQB
 
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Frownland
Posts: 8,831
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I hate her too. **** that whore.
Already did.
__________________
Music Blog / RYM / Last.fm / Qwertyy's Journal of Music Reviews and Other Assorted Ramblings

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2016, 02:30 PM   #22292 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: In the fires of your own disillusion
Posts: 684
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy View Post
Already did.
You're just covering your ass just in case I really do bathe in the blood of Canadian virgins.
ChelseaDagger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2016, 02:33 PM   #22293 (permalink)
OQB
 
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Frownland
Posts: 8,831
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger View Post
You're just covering your ass just in case I really do bathe in the blood of Canadian virgins.
Bitch I've had sex once in my life and that's good enough to exempt me. Suck it.
__________________
Music Blog / RYM / Last.fm / Qwertyy's Journal of Music Reviews and Other Assorted Ramblings

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2016, 02:35 PM   #22294 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: In the fires of your own disillusion
Posts: 684
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy View Post
Bitch I've had sex once in my life and that's good enough to exempt me. Suck it.
Pets don't count.
ChelseaDagger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2016, 02:36 PM   #22295 (permalink)
OQB
 
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Frownland
Posts: 8,831
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger View Post
Pets don't count.
Wow, she wasn't that ugly.
__________________
Music Blog / RYM / Last.fm / Qwertyy's Journal of Music Reviews and Other Assorted Ramblings

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2016, 02:39 PM   #22296 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: In the fires of your own disillusion
Posts: 684
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy View Post
Wow, she wasn't that ugly.
I hope you practiced safe sex by remembering the flea collar.
ChelseaDagger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2016, 02:41 PM   #22297 (permalink)
OQB
 
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Frownland
Posts: 8,831
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger View Post
I hope you practiced safe sex by remembering the flea collar.
Nope, used a condom and flushed it right down the toilet. I apologize in advance if you need to call the plumber.
__________________
Music Blog / RYM / Last.fm / Qwertyy's Journal of Music Reviews and Other Assorted Ramblings

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2016, 02:42 PM   #22298 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy View Post
Wow, she wasn't that ugly.
Shaving your cat doesn't make her a winner.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2016, 02:45 PM   #22299 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: In the fires of your own disillusion
Posts: 684
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy View Post
Nope, used a condom and flushed it right down the toilet. I apologize in advance if you need to call the plumber.
I apologize in retrospect for your dismemberment. Damn, and here I had assumed she regurgitated one of those tiny Vienna sausages.
ChelseaDagger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2016, 02:46 PM   #22300 (permalink)
OQB
 
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Frownland
Posts: 8,831
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger View Post
I apologize in retrospect for your dismemberment. Damn, and here I had assumed she regurgitated one of those tiny Vienna sausages.
I poked a hole in it too, so if you end up with some weird human/cat mutant babies, I don't want to know. I can't afford child support.
__________________
Music Blog / RYM / Last.fm / Qwertyy's Journal of Music Reviews and Other Assorted Ramblings

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2230 of 2493 « First 1230173021302180222022282229 2230 22312232224022802330 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.