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Old 05-12-2016, 12:58 PM   #22121 (permalink)
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No I just said it was a ****ty complaint....Not that he couldn't.
I'm the same way. My little corner of the world is sacrosanct to me and I ****ing hate it when someone decides to barge in. Seeing someone open my door without my permission, or coming home to find that things have been moved is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:08 PM   #22122 (permalink)
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But its your mom....not a weirdo.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:09 PM   #22123 (permalink)
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I'm the same way. My little corner of the world is sacrosanct to me and I ****ing hate it when someone decides to barge in. Seeing someone open my door without my permission, or coming home to find that things have been moved is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
Can't have people messing with your pee bottles, right?
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:10 PM   #22124 (permalink)
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Can't have people messing with your pee bottles, right?
He's got a system.
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:17 PM   #22125 (permalink)
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The clear pee goes in one bottle. The yellow pee in the next, the radioactive looking pee goes in a lemon-lime soda bottle to match the green, and the pee that took longer than 15 seconds to eject goes in the next bottle.
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:18 PM   #22126 (permalink)
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...you're aware of the colour of your piss before you release it?
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:32 PM   #22127 (permalink)
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But its your mom....not a weirdo.
This statement is both correct and incorrect. And the fact that it's my mother, someone who I am closer to than some stranger, makes it worse since I care if she looks too closely at the stains on my sheets.

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Can't have people messing with your pee bottles, right?
I only have one!

On a related note, the worst came to pass this morning and I was finally forced to use the shit bucket in my bedroom. I don't have a whole lot of dignity left, so I think it's pretty uncool of the universe to trample on what little remains.
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:44 PM   #22128 (permalink)
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On a related note, the worst came to pass this morning and I was finally forced to use the shit bucket in my bedroom. I don't have a whole lot of dignity left, so I think it's pretty uncool of the universe to trample on what little remains.
You'd fit right in in prison. At least you got that going for ya.
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:54 PM   #22129 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2016, 02:11 PM   #22130 (permalink)
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...you're aware of the colour of your piss before you release it?
No. I pour a tiny bit in a cup, and then pour the rest in the bottle.

If New Super Mario Bros. taught me anything, every place has plumbing... even volcanoes, and the SKY!
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