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Old 05-08-2016, 09:13 PM   #22101 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2016, 01:17 PM   #22102 (permalink)
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Every time I buy CDs from amazon at least one of the fuckers turns up in a cracked case. Can't be arsed to complain so I'll just leave a post here and not really do anything about it.
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Old 05-11-2016, 01:30 PM   #22103 (permalink)
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Every time I buy CDs from amazon at least one of the fuckers turns up in a cracked case. Can't be arsed to complain so I'll just leave a post here and not really do anything about it.
This happens every time I order vinyl from anywhere but Discogs, really starting to irk me, I'm tired of creased corners!!
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Old 05-12-2016, 11:29 AM   #22104 (permalink)
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My mom had to get something from my apartment while I was at work. Obviously I expected her to enter, take it and get out. Instead she cleaned it and did the laundry.
Someone might be happy, but I'm ****ing furious. I hate intrusion into my private space so, so much. I feel violated when someone knows what I'm having for dinner for god's sake. She should know me by now.
I'm literally shaking with fury and disgust.
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Old 05-12-2016, 11:32 AM   #22105 (permalink)
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At least you have a mother^..
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Old 05-12-2016, 11:33 AM   #22106 (permalink)
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My mom had to get something from my apartment while I was at work. Obviously I expected her to enter, take it and get out. Instead she cleaned it and did the laundry.
Someone might be happy, but I'm ****ing furious. I hate intrusion into my private space so, so much. I feel violated when someone knows what I'm having for dinner for god's sake. She should know me by now.
I'm literally shaking with fury and disgust.
Uh-oh... Do you suspect she found the severed head stash?!
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Old 05-12-2016, 11:34 AM   #22107 (permalink)
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People not allowed to look in your fridge =burgler, the govement, and ******* roommates. Mom always you litterally have no recourse she wrecked her vagina so you could grow up and buy a fridge.:p
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Old 05-12-2016, 11:36 AM   #22108 (permalink)
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**** you, Roxy.
I feel bad as it is because I shouted at her a bit and I never shout.
Still ****ing furious though.

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More like the hash stead.
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Old 05-12-2016, 11:47 AM   #22109 (permalink)
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Ummm I have no mother, and an being exstorted by the IRS because she died. Ooo poor you she cleaned your fridge.
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