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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 05-03-2016, 08:38 AM   #22091 (permalink)
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I can't swim lel.
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Old 05-03-2016, 08:41 AM   #22092 (permalink)
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Floaties?

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Old 05-03-2016, 08:49 AM   #22093 (permalink)
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Used to yeah. Although it's been years since I last attempted it. In school I would stay at the side and try to swim the length of the pool (25m) and would be done halfway through.
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Old 05-03-2016, 08:52 AM   #22094 (permalink)
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Your dream of completing a Triathlon is never gonna happen then.
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Old 05-03-2016, 10:24 AM   #22095 (permalink)
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I can't swim lel.
You live on an island and you can't swim? What happens if you trip and fall in the English Channel?
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Old 05-03-2016, 10:42 AM   #22096 (permalink)
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I recently moved into a new place, and it has access to an indoor swimming pool. I'm all like "Yeah! Gonna go for a swim." I forgot I get swimmers ear easily. Now I can't hear out of my left ear, and I need to be able to hear out of my left ear for quite a few reasons. This blows. **** swimming.
Stay off of my plane dude.

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Old 05-03-2016, 10:47 AM   #22097 (permalink)
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Stay off of my plane dude.
This Generation of Old People: Seeing the world through Seinfeld colored glasses.
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Old 05-03-2016, 10:48 AM   #22098 (permalink)
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What a horrifying existence that must be.
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Serenity now.












































Insanity later.
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Old 05-08-2016, 08:39 PM   #22100 (permalink)
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Get one of these and you'll never worry about a decent can opener again.
I've met vets who said they used those things as weapons to take out the enemy during hand to hand combat.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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