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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 04-26-2016, 09:13 PM   #22081 (permalink)
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You have really just reached a whole new level of depravity.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 04-26-2016, 09:38 PM   #22082 (permalink)
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How can you not touch yourself when making Lara do a pointless handstand?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-01-2016, 05:32 PM   #22083 (permalink)
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My knee has been hurting 100% nonstop for going on two weeks now, and I can offer no explanation at all. Every step is a doozie
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO
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Old 05-01-2016, 05:34 PM   #22084 (permalink)
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Maybe you should see a doctor?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-01-2016, 05:35 PM   #22085 (permalink)
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You should become a doctor.
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Old 05-01-2016, 07:47 PM   #22086 (permalink)
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You should become a doctor.
Maybe you should become a doozie.
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Old 05-01-2016, 07:49 PM   #22087 (permalink)
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The only kind of doctor I see Batlord becoming is a rug doctor.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 05-01-2016, 11:04 PM   #22088 (permalink)
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The only kind of doctor I see Batlord becoming is a rug doctor.
More of a proctologist IMO.
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Old 05-02-2016, 10:39 PM   #22089 (permalink)
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n. A Jamaican proctologist.
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Old 05-03-2016, 08:20 AM   #22090 (permalink)
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I recently moved into a new place, and it has access to an indoor swimming pool. I'm all like "Yeah! Gonna go for a swim." I forgot I get swimmers ear easily. Now I can't hear out of my left ear, and I need to be able to hear out of my left ear for quite a few reasons. This blows. **** swimming.
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