I find it to be unironically Bradburian.

Hopes not lost Amazon still has it in hard and soft copy.

I've never said this on MB before... But that was the perfect response.

What a coincidence. So do I.

Intentional pun or Freudian slip?

What do you think?

I think the perpetuation of your perfectly polished and painted persona, makes you particularly and perhaps purposefully impenetrable to precise behavioral analysis.

That said, I'm gonna go with intentional pun :)

If you insist.

Your copy has never been hard.

If I PM you a video of me masturbating while playing the original Tomb Raider, then I'm pretty sure you'll change your tune.