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Old 04-12-2016, 06:06 PM   #21971 (permalink)
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Holy Sh*t i just got into an epic argument with my baby momma over the most trivial sh*t ever. you try to tell yourself "Keep calm, she's just annoyed and looking for an excuse to bitch and complain" but no, you end up getting sucked into the drama and end up screaming at her: "I did not eat my daughter's cookies!"
Well, I sure didn't eat them.
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Old 04-12-2016, 06:32 PM   #21972 (permalink)
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Holy Sh*t i just got into an epic argument with my baby momma over the most trivial sh*t ever. you try to tell yourself "Keep calm, she's just annoyed and looking for an excuse to bitch and complain" but no, you end up getting sucked into the drama and end up screaming at her: "I did not eat my daughter's cookies!"
Next time you should actually eat them. Make her paranoid.
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Old 04-12-2016, 06:41 PM   #21973 (permalink)
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I did eat the goddamn cookie. the point is me eating one cookie is not gonna scar her childhood.
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Old 04-12-2016, 07:56 PM   #21974 (permalink)
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Old 04-12-2016, 10:25 PM   #21975 (permalink)
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I did eat the goddamn cookie. the point is me eating one cookie is not gonna scar her childhood.
What is there's only one cookie? That's pretty fucked up dude.
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Old 04-12-2016, 10:29 PM   #21976 (permalink)
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I did eat the goddamn cookie. the point is me eating one cookie is not gonna scar her childhood.
I can imagine that epic argument will have a sequel if your baby's momma ever joins this forum.

Honestly, you have to learn to tell little white lies and say things like "Oh those cookies were stale. I didn't want you to eat stale cookies, honey, cause they taste yucky. I'll buy you new ones the next time I go shopping."
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Old 04-12-2016, 10:49 PM   #21977 (permalink)
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Or just tell her she's getting fat and needs to go on a diet. My mom does it all the time.

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