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Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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03-23-2016, 05:26 PM | #21941 (permalink) | |
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You hurt Ke$ha, you bitch!
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03-23-2016, 05:33 PM | #21942 (permalink) |
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Hurt her?? HA! I ate her for brunch with coffee, and in an hour and a half, I shat out little Ke$ha turdlettes. I let them fester in the toilet for ten minutes or so, contemplating their fate. Then I flushed those bitches before they had a chance to collaborate on a new album.
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03-23-2016, 08:09 PM | #21943 (permalink) | |
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03-23-2016, 08:15 PM | #21944 (permalink) | ||
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03-23-2016, 09:36 PM | #21947 (permalink) | |
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There is no known species immune to glitter and evisceration.
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03-24-2016, 01:58 AM | #21948 (permalink) | |
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The jellyfish, first of all trying to throw glitter at a jellyfish is near impossible. Once Key$ha throws the glitter at the jellyfish it would be stop by the surface tension of the water. Being unaware of the jellies' anatomy by the time she grabs the jellyfish and looks for the stomach to pierce Keys$ha would have been stunned to death by its tentacles. You would weep bitterly but it would be your own fault for misleading her with such misinformation about glitter and such.
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03-24-2016, 02:13 AM | #21949 (permalink) | |
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