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Old 03-04-2016, 09:23 PM   #21911 (permalink)
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Saaaaaay what...???
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 03-12-2016, 11:05 AM   #21912 (permalink)
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I'm just saying that Scrabble should be placed with incendiary weapons
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Old 03-12-2016, 02:45 PM   #21913 (permalink)
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or BopIt.
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Old 03-12-2016, 07:05 PM   #21914 (permalink)
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I'm just saying that Scrabble should be placed with incendiary weapons
Incendiary weapons could help sort out Monopoly tensions.
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Old 03-22-2016, 11:47 PM   #21915 (permalink)
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I took a kick square in the posterior end sparring at karate tonight. It didn't hurt at the time because of all the adrenaline, but holy ****. I cannot move without feeling pain. I've bruised my tailbone twice before, but I'd forgotten just how bad it is. Sleep will be difficult to achieve.
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Old 03-23-2016, 04:12 AM   #21916 (permalink)
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I took a kick square in the posterior end sparring at karate tonight. It didn't hurt at the time because of all the adrenaline, but holy ****. I cannot move without feeling pain. I've bruised my tailbone twice before, but I'd forgotten just how bad it is. Sleep will be difficult to achieve.
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Old 03-23-2016, 04:47 AM   #21917 (permalink)
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I took a kick square in the posterior end sparring at karate tonight. It didn't hurt at the time because of all the adrenaline, but holy ****. I cannot move without feeling pain. I've bruised my tailbone twice before, but I'd forgotten just how bad it is. Sleep will be difficult to achieve.
Suck it up wheezer.
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Old 03-23-2016, 08:31 AM   #21918 (permalink)
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I took a kick square in the posterior end sparring at karate tonight. It didn't hurt at the time because of all the adrenaline, but holy ****. I cannot move without feeling pain. I've bruised my tailbone twice before, but I'd forgotten just how bad it is. Sleep will be difficult to achieve.
You literally got your ass kicked.

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Old 03-23-2016, 11:18 AM   #21919 (permalink)
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You literally got your ass kicked.

Rub some dirt on it.
I was literally coming up with this joke just as I scrolled down to your post. **** you.
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Well, there's an ego killer for ya.
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