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Old 02-10-2016, 07:07 PM   #21881 (permalink)
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Batty, you have no idea what you're talking about. You are beneath pathetic. We all know.it.
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:12 PM   #21882 (permalink)
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Are you offended by the stroke jokes or just the bad jokes? It's hard to tell.
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:20 PM   #21883 (permalink)
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Play this game with someone else. Kill filed.
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Old 02-14-2016, 06:29 PM   #21884 (permalink)
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The good thing about not getting a response for literally any single thing I say question or otherwise, is that I'm thinking I'm getting close to a most consecutive messages sent world record. Got like 30, all seen individually at different times, like 10 legitimate questions in there, and not a single character sent back.

I'm just gonna go ahead and get annoying.
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Old 02-15-2016, 01:03 PM   #21885 (permalink)
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The good thing about not getting a response for literally any single thing I say question or otherwise, is that I'm thinking I'm getting close to a most consecutive messages sent world record. Got like 30, all seen individually at different times, like 10 legitimate questions in there, and not a single character sent back.

I'm just gonna go ahead and get annoying.
Maybe your phone's broken?
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Old 02-15-2016, 04:12 PM   #21886 (permalink)
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Had this little exchange last with the guy who use to manage my band back east. Haven't seen him in over 30 years. Someone posted a negative response about Beyonce's SB halftime performance.




Ronald: BEYONCE IS A PIECE OF ****...MORE WHINING ABOUT BLACK ENTITLEMENT IS WHAT THE NFL IS TURNING INTO...

Don: Ron..... pretty pathetic man. Black lives matter is a valid movement considering the number of white cops shooting unarmed black people. Beyonce took it over the top for sure, but the point still needs to be made. There's plenty of wonder bread white trash f*cking up things in this country. Don't paint black (or Muslim) with a broad brush as the reason for all of our ills.

Ron: sorry don...the black lives matter movement is bull**** based on utter bull****...NOTHING ABOUT IT IS VALIID...12 million arrests each year and less than 500 police shooting deaths. PER CAPITA stats show blacks commit far more crime and violent crime yet are under represented in number of times the cops shoot them. real Americans are fed up with the lies being spread by black race baiters and liberal fools. Fact is the number one way a black gets raped or shot or robbed or killed will be at the hands of another black. Do you have the slightest clue how many "white cops are shooting unarmed blacks" if you did you would quickly see that the black lives matter movement is based on bull****, is not anything remotely any sort of valid point, and there is positively no point to be made at all.

Don: Ron, what do you mean by "real Americans"? As a "liberal fool" I find your remarks really racist and crass. Do you disagree that white trash is a huge part of the US problem? More whites are on welfare than blacks, asians, and hispanics, combined. Ques...See More

Don: "Real Americans are fed up with the lies being spread by black race baiters and liberal fools." Shame on you for posting this.

Ronald: SHAME ON ME? THIS FROM SOMEONE WHO POSTED "WITH ALL THE WHITE COPS SHOOTING UNARMED BLACK PEOPLE"?????? Sorry to take you to school Don but again your all wet with your liberal stat twisting. Of course whites tally up more crimes as they represent the...See More

Don: Firstly, I am not anti cop. Secondly, you are the worst racist I've encountered on FB in a long time. You keep drawing a line between black and white. It's not that simple you ****ing dullard. What's your heritage Ron? Are you Christian?

Ronald: Now Don...I know how liberals hate to have their asses kicked by facts but the facts are the facts. and the sad reality is anyone who states that " white cops are killing unarmed black people" is just that...a liberal, anti-cop, black criminal supporte...See More

Don: Good bye Ron.

Ronald: another liberal sent home...defeated by facts. I am sorry that the facts dont fir into your liberal ideology Don...but it is not my, or your, or any other white persons fault that in the race of races....black people seem to not want to win. It is always the other guys fault.

Don: You are truly pathetic. And the fact that there are millions that share your ideology scares the **** out of me. Fortunately, there's many more millions that understand your BS point of view and denouce it for what it is. Where's your white hood Ron?

Don: Again, what's your heritage Mr. Flag waving racist? Where were your grandparents born?

Ron: You did not address a single thing i said. All you can do is pull the usual liberal moves...the name calling, the things that have nothing to do with anything...Don you got your ass handed to you by facts.

Ronald: But lets face the facts, We are all good at certain things. I cannot play the guitar, or write a song, or create music...I simply do not possess your talents or you capability.

Ronald: and you never answered my questions? Are you on the sides of the cops and firefighters being attacked by savages...or do you want to become a keeper at the zoo?

Ronald: But if you want to try why don't me and you play a little game. But only if you will play for money. I will give you all fifty states to draw from. I will only use twenty democratically run American cities. You can select from a pool of all races. I wi...See More

Don: Keeper at the zoo? Ron, you need a drink. Being sober has completely ****ed your mind up. Again, you are the worst racist I've ever met on Facebook. I feel bad for you. I'm glad you feel like you've won something over this debate. I hope it makes you feel good. Enjoy the victory you ****ing racist jerk.

Don: Damn! Just spent some time browsing through your profile. You are a despicable human being. I'm ashamed to have ever associated with you. We're done.

Ronald: And another liberal pussy crawls back into his hole...lol It was nice catching up though Don.
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Old 02-15-2016, 04:16 PM   #21887 (permalink)
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You already told us your little story, Ron.
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You already told us your little story, Ron.

Have I mentioned that I'm old, fat and bald? 'Cause I'm old, fat and bald.
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Old 02-15-2016, 05:49 PM   #21889 (permalink)
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Have I mentioned that I'm old, fat and bald? 'Cause I'm old, fat and bald.
In that order?

I'm fat, bald, and old.
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