Cuz it's hot and your balls stick to your legs.

Because being hot and sweaty all the time makes me miserable. It also makes it hard to get a good night's sleep, which also makes me miserable. And of course it's the time of year all the bugs show up, which is unpleasant. And all the smells of garbage and cat piss and dog shit in my back alley become much more pungent in the hot weather.

Oh.. Summer in Denmark isn't so hot.

Have you ever worked at a grocery store?

The trash compactor in the back hall where all the deli, butcher block, seafood, and produce gets dumped is fucking stank in the summer.

I haven't, but I was a custodian at Disney World. The dumpsters behind the restaurants would get pretty ripe in the Florida heat.

that's the saddest picture i have ever seen

It will be having a burial at sea later this week once I replace it. RIP

looks like you can still use it, it's just shorter now..

I just haven't gotten a reply from my pals in literally like a month, no matter how much I try to talk they will just absolutely not reply, no matter what. Even asking a question, just no answer whatsoever.

I dunno what that's all about but it's kinda lame