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Old 01-30-2016, 09:51 PM   #21791 (permalink)
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This exchange happened last night at work.

Woman: You had a display before the holidays with funny books on it. Where did it go?

Me: We had a lot of displays during the holidays ma'am. Can you be more specific?

Woman: Well, there was a book about being Italian and another one about being in your 50's.

Me: Do you have titles?

Woman: No

Me: I don't think I am going to be able to find that but I'll try.

Woman: How can you not know? You work here.

I just looked behind me. We have one of the largest Barnes and Nobles in the country. We have hundreds of thousands of books. This happens every day. I don't understand how these people function.
This morning...

Me: *pulls up on my bike at BK at around 6 am*

Bitchy woman in car waiting for the store to open: Are ya'll open?!

Me: We open at 6.

Bitch: *looks at dashboard* It's six right now! Are you open?!

Me: *shrugs* I just got here.


Bitch saw me ride up on my bike. How the **** am I supposed to know if we're open before I even go in the store? Dumb bitch. And who sits in their car in a parking lot waiting for a Burger King to open? Fat bitch.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-30-2016, 09:55 PM   #21792 (permalink)
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This morning...

Me: *pulls up on my bike at BK at around 6 am*

Bitchy woman in car waiting for the store to open: Are ya'll open?!

Me: We open at 6.

Bitch: *looks at dashboard* It's six right now! Are you open?!

Me: *shrugs* I just got here.


Bitch saw me ride up on my bike. How the **** am I supposed to know if we're open before I even go in the store? Dumb bitch. And who sits in their car in a parking lot waiting for a Burger King to open? Fat bitch.


You seem like you'd brighten my day constantly if I knew you irl. All your snarky comments and just general idgaf-ness about things.
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 01-30-2016, 10:04 PM   #21793 (permalink)
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You seem like you'd brighten my day constantly if I knew you irl. All your snarky comments and just general idgaf-ness about things.
There tends to be a seesaw effect between aggravation and amusement.
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Old 01-30-2016, 10:49 PM   #21794 (permalink)
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There tends to be a seesaw effect between aggravation and amusement.
Technically that depends almost entirely on how sensitive the receiver is

Though, being on either end is great fun.
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Old 01-30-2016, 11:49 PM   #21795 (permalink)
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Technically that depends almost entirely on how sensitive the receiver is

Though, being on either end is great fun.
Ozzy's solo material by and large sucks. The man stopped being relevant when he left Sabbath. Maybe if his band had a different singer they might have been better, but he only really worked when he as with Black Sabbath.

Twisted Sister is cool though, even if Dee Snider tried pandering to the Senate at the PMRC hearing as much as he challenged them. For all his talk about defying them, he basically tried to write off his music and lyrics as being inoffensive (not that they aren't), as if their witch hunt would have been relevant had they gone after Slayer. He pretended to defy them, but he was really just covering his own ass in the guise of trolling.
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Old 01-31-2016, 10:32 AM   #21796 (permalink)
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Ozzy was very meek past sabbath, he had some good moments throughout his solo career but overall I agree, his pinnacle was sabbath

Dee Snider ruined his own career by doing that, his bans music and image was great in my opinion and he has done alot of decent **** in his life besides music, but overall that was the nail in the coffin and it screwed him.
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Old 01-31-2016, 11:09 AM   #21797 (permalink)
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I think Dee Snyder is actually doing pretty well as a self aware cheesy eighties guy. Sort of a glam metal equivalent to Adam West.
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Ozzy's first two solo albums were good.

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Old 02-01-2016, 12:36 PM   #21799 (permalink)
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This exchange happened last night at work.

Woman: You had a display before the holidays with funny books on it. Where did it go?

Me: We had a lot of displays during the holidays ma'am. Can you be more specific?

Woman: Well, there was a book about being Italian and another one about being in your 50's.

Me: Do you have titles?

Woman: No

Me: I don't think I am going to be able to find that but I'll try.

Woman: How can you not know? You work here.

I just looked behind me. We have one of the largest Barnes and Nobles in the country. We have hundreds of thousands of books. This happens every day. I don't understand how these people function.
Is that the Barnes and Nobles on 5th Avenue? My girlfriend and I would often hang out there on winter afternoons as it was warmer than our apartment. We used to take a packed lunch with us. Like tramps, we were.
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Old 02-02-2016, 11:12 AM   #21800 (permalink)
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There's a guy in my building i absolutely hate. he's one of those "am i right?" kinda guy, every time he says his awful jokes he says that sh*t and always expects a big reaction and the worst part is my daughter likes him cause he's a friend of her mother's family and they f*ckin love him! they think he's hilarious.. i have no idea why, he's one of the most obnoxious and abrasive assh*le ive met.
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