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Old 01-25-2016, 02:19 PM   #21741 (permalink)
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My washing machine has been broken for a week, and I can't drive somewhere else to do laundry because my toddler lost my car keys. Meanwhile at the bottom of my drawer, the lonely last pair of clean underwear mocks me.
Fedex me your lingerie and I'll wash em and send em back to you. Eventually.
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Old 01-25-2016, 02:21 PM   #21742 (permalink)
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Fedex me your lingerie and I'll wash em and send em back to you. Eventually.
Do you also accept poop-stained baby britches and sweaty-ass man-socks, I hope??

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Old 01-25-2016, 02:26 PM   #21743 (permalink)
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Do you also accept poop-stained baby britches and sweaty-ass man-socks, I hope??
How sick do you think I am?
Spoiler for this sick:
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Old 01-25-2016, 02:44 PM   #21744 (permalink)
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My washing machine has been broken for a week, and I can't drive somewhere else to do laundry because my toddler lost my car keys. Meanwhile at the bottom of my drawer, the lonely last pair of clean underwear mocks me.
Easy fix. Just force your toddler to wash the laundry by hand in the sink.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-28-2016, 09:10 PM   #21745 (permalink)
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I'ma vent. I hate being called a moron. I haven't been called one recently, but I hate it. And the worst part is, I used to make a moron out of myself when I started going to music forums. I got so angry that I was unaware of how unhappy I was at my first forums. In fact, did you know that when one is angry, the brain clumps together blocking fluids, thus preventing a thought process from working as well as when not under stress? Well, that happened to me a lot. I would not think things through before I posted, and I have made a couple of dumb posts before under that kind of stress. But I was constantly trolled partially because I had no idea what "unwritten forum rules" were, and I was pretty emotional. I once said that we get around 100 albums a year. However, I knew all about Bandcamp and all the other albums, so I was really talking about "mainstream" albums, the most waited for ones and all that. But that's not the way it came across. So, I ended up being called a moron.

Now I absolutely hate being called a moron, imbecile, dummy, or any synonym. It's very offensive to me. It's like when a gay person gets called the fa word, or when a black man is called the n-word. It's all because it brings back bad memories. I'm posting this because I got under stress and I need to vent. That was years ago when that stuff happened, though. And I'm not really going to say anything stupid without explaining myself. If I vent, maybe someday I can forget that past.
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Old 01-28-2016, 09:20 PM   #21746 (permalink)
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I'ma vent. I hate being called a moron. I haven't been called one recently, but I hate it. And the worst part is, I used to make a moron out of myself when I started going to music forums. I got so angry that I was unaware of how unhappy I was at my first forums. In fact, did you know that when one is angry, the brain clumps together blocking fluids, thus preventing a thought process from working as well as when not under stress? Well, that happened to me a lot. I would not think things through before I posted, and I have made a couple of dumb posts before under that kind of stress. But I was constantly trolled partially because I had no idea what "unwritten forum rules" were, and I was pretty emotional. I once said that we get around 100 albums a year. However, I knew all about Bandcamp and all the other albums, so I was really talking about "mainstream" albums, the most waited for ones and all that. But that's not the way it came across. So, I ended up being called a moron.

Now I absolutely hate being called a moron, imbecile, dummy, or any synonym. It's very offensive to me. It's like when a gay person gets called the fa word, or when a black man is called the n-word. It's all because it brings back bad memories. I'm posting this because I got under stress and I need to vent. That was years ago when that stuff happened, though. And I'm not really going to say anything stupid without explaining myself. If I vent, maybe someday I can forget that past.
I feel you man. I look back on all the stupid **** I did as a kid and can't help but cringe. Still uncalled for what they said though.
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Old 01-28-2016, 09:25 PM   #21747 (permalink)
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Now I absolutely hate being called a moron, imbecile, dummy, or any synonym. It's very offensive to me. It's like when a gay person gets called the fa word, or when a black man is called the n-word. It's all because it brings back bad memories. I'm posting this because I got under stress and I need to vent. That was years ago when that stuff happened, though. And I'm not really going to say anything stupid without explaining myself. If I vent, maybe someday I can forget that past.
But, black people and gays are those things they're being called. So if you hate being called a moron for the same reason a gay dude would hate being called a word that accurately describes him...
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But, black people and gays are those things they're being called. So if you hate being called a moron for the same reason a gay dude would hate being called a word that accurately describes him...


Sidenote: as many opportunities as we get, how come you guys never use this?
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Well, technically, a ***got, or ***ot, is a bundle of sticks. But I think I see why that means gay, though...

I meant the offense level is the same.
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Old 01-28-2016, 09:40 PM   #21750 (permalink)
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Well, technically, a ***got, or ***ot, is a bundle of sticks. But I think I see why that means gay, though...

I meant the offense level is the same.
I really doubt it is, and it's rather presumptuous of you to say so. Not that I give a ****, but just sayin'.
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