The Bitch Box

Trollheart · 01-23-2016, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by HellCell

Ate cereal that had a mouse crawled in. FML when did mice ever have the ability to climb vertical obstacles.

Course they can: ain't you never heard "Hickory dickory dock"??

Seriously, they can, which is why when I had my garden shed mousebombed recently the exterminator warned me to put some grease on the pole of the bird feeder, as otherwise the mice would shinny up and eat their food. Yeah, they can definitely climb. ****ing fast too! You haven't lived till you've looked out your window and seen little black shapes slowly moving along your grass and up towards your back door. Like something out of "Dawn of the dead" or somesuch. Urgh! Gives me the shivers just thinking about it.

Cool new avvy by the way!

The Batlord · 01-23-2016, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by HellCell

Ate cereal that had a mouse crawled in. FML when did mice ever have the ability to climb vertical obstacles.

Oh my god I forgot how awful that avatar is! It's like a punch to the face!

**Frownland** · 01-24-2016, 04:11 PM

I have target gift cards from Christmas. I rode six miles to Target on my bike. I picked up beer, two good steaks that only cost $5, and cauliflower. I got to the register to find my target gift cards to pay for this ****. I rode back home empty handed because I'm broke. I checked my other pocket for my key. In that pocket I found my gift cards.

**Janszoon** · 01-24-2016, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I have target gift cards from Christmas. I rode six miles to Target on my bike. I picked up beer, two good steaks that only cost $5, and cauliflower. I got to the register to find my target gift cards to pay for this ****. I rode back home empty handed because I'm broke. I checked my other pocket for my key. In that pocket I found my gift cards.

Did you ride your bike down an empty desert highway? Because that's how I pictured it.

RoxyRollah · 01-24-2016, 08:09 PM

He road high as a kite downba dusty highway.

**Frownland** · 01-25-2016, 12:29 AM

I won't ruin your guys' image because that sounds like it's a better story for you. I'll just note that I don't live in a desert.

I went back after a rest. They didn't have those steaks (not surprised, it was only that particular package with the discount) and they ran out of stock on that beer I wanted. I got the cauliflower and some decent substitutes but ****, 24.4 miles in one day.

Trollheart · 01-25-2016, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I have target gift cards from Christmas. I rode six miles to Target on my bike. I picked up beer, two good steaks that only cost $5, and cauliflower. I got to the register to find my target gift cards to pay for this ****. I rode back home empty handed because I'm broke. I checked my other pocket for my key. In that pocket I found my gift cards.

Honestly? You didn't think to check all your pockets, like a normal person would? How do you get dressed in the morning??

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Did you ride your bike down an empty desert highway? Because that's how I pictured it.

With sad music a la The Incredible Hulk

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I won't ruin your guys' image because that sounds like it's a better story for you. I'll just note that I don't live in a desert.

I went back after a rest. They didn't have those steaks (not surprised, it was only that particular package with the discount) and they ran out of stock on that beer I wanted. I got the cauliflower and some decent substitutes but ****, 24.4 miles in one day.

All because the man loves cauliflower....

**Frownland** · 01-25-2016, 11:04 AM

I just checked my wallet and back pockets because I never put that type of thing in my front pockets...until now.

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Lilredridinghoodlum · 01-25-2016, 11:45 AM

People who are too lazy to clean the snow off their cars!!!
People who dont use blinkers, i mean they are there for a reason!!!
Ignorance, rude and people who put others down to make themselves feel good.
Stepping in cat hairballs!
Heartburn

Ok i could go on and on lol

~~ChelseaDagger~~ · 01-25-2016, 02:13 PM

My washing machine has been broken for a week, and I can't drive somewhere else to do laundry because my toddler lost my car keys. Meanwhile at the bottom of my drawer, the lonely last pair of clean underwear mocks me.

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01-24-2016, 04:11 PM	#21733 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I have target gift cards from Christmas. I rode six miles to Target on my bike. I picked up beer, two good steaks that only cost $5, and cauliflower. I got to the register to find my target gift cards to pay for this ***. I rode back home empty handed because I'm broke. I checked my other pocket for my key. In that pocket I found my gift cards. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

01-25-2016, 12:29 AM	#21736 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I won't ruin your guys' image because that sounds like it's a better story for you. I'll just note that I don't live in a desert. I went back after a rest. They didn't have those steaks (not surprised, it was only that particular package with the discount) and they ran out of stock on that beer I wanted. I got the cauliflower and some decent substitutes but ***, 24.4 miles in one day. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

01-25-2016, 11:45 AM	#21739 (permalink)
Lilredridinghoodlum Groupie Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: NS Canada Posts: 1	People who are too lazy to clean the snow off their cars!!! People who dont use blinkers, i mean they are there for a reason!!! Ignorance, rude and people who put others down to make themselves feel good. Stepping in cat hairballs! Heartburn Ok i could go on and on lol

01-25-2016, 02:13 PM	#21740 (permalink)
~~ChelseaDagger~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: In the fires of your own disillusion Posts: 684	My washing machine has been broken for a week, and I can't drive somewhere else to do laundry because my toddler lost my car keys. Meanwhile at the bottom of my drawer, the lonely last pair of clean underwear mocks me.