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Trollheart 01-23-2016 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by HellCell (Post 1673013)
Ate cereal that had a mouse crawled in. FML when did mice ever have the ability to climb vertical obstacles.

Course they can: ain't you never heard "Hickory dickory dock"?? :laughing: Seriously, they can, which is why when I had my garden shed mousebombed recently the exterminator warned me to put some grease on the pole of the bird feeder, as otherwise the mice would shinny up and eat their food. Yeah, they can definitely climb. ****ing fast too! You haven't lived till you've looked out your window and seen little black shapes slowly moving along your grass and up towards your back door. Like something out of "Dawn of the dead" or somesuch. Urgh! Gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
:shycouch:
Cool new avvy by the way! :thumb:

The Batlord 01-23-2016 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by HellCell (Post 1673013)
Ate cereal that had a mouse crawled in. FML when did mice ever have the ability to climb vertical obstacles.

Oh my god I forgot how awful that avatar is! It's like a punch to the face!

Frownland 01-24-2016 03:11 PM

I have target gift cards from Christmas. I rode six miles to Target on my bike. I picked up beer, two good steaks that only cost $5, and cauliflower. I got to the register to find my target gift cards to pay for this ****. I rode back home empty handed because I'm broke. I checked my other pocket for my key. In that pocket I found my gift cards.

Janszoon 01-24-2016 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1673360)
I have target gift cards from Christmas. I rode six miles to Target on my bike. I picked up beer, two good steaks that only cost $5, and cauliflower. I got to the register to find my target gift cards to pay for this ****. I rode back home empty handed because I'm broke. I checked my other pocket for my key. In that pocket I found my gift cards.

Did you ride your bike down an empty desert highway? Because that's how I pictured it.

RoxyRollah 01-24-2016 07:09 PM

He road high as a kite downba dusty highway.

Frownland 01-24-2016 11:29 PM

I won't ruin your guys' image because that sounds like it's a better story for you. I'll just note that I don't live in a desert.

I went back after a rest. They didn't have those steaks (not surprised, it was only that particular package with the discount) and they ran out of stock on that beer I wanted. I got the cauliflower and some decent substitutes but ****, 24.4 miles in one day.

Trollheart 01-25-2016 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1673360)
I have target gift cards from Christmas. I rode six miles to Target on my bike. I picked up beer, two good steaks that only cost $5, and cauliflower. I got to the register to find my target gift cards to pay for this ****. I rode back home empty handed because I'm broke. I checked my other pocket for my key. In that pocket I found my gift cards.

Honestly? You didn't think to check all your pockets, like a normal person would? How do you get dressed in the morning??
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1673368)
Did you ride your bike down an empty desert highway? Because that's how I pictured it.

With sad music a la The Incredible Hulk

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1673438)
I won't ruin your guys' image because that sounds like it's a better story for you. I'll just note that I don't live in a desert.

I went back after a rest. They didn't have those steaks (not surprised, it was only that particular package with the discount) and they ran out of stock on that beer I wanted. I got the cauliflower and some decent substitutes but ****, 24.4 miles in one day.

All because the man loves cauliflower....

Frownland 01-25-2016 10:04 AM

I just checked my wallet and back pockets because I never put that type of thing in my front pockets...until now.

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Lilredridinghoodlum 01-25-2016 10:45 AM

People who are too lazy to clean the snow off their cars!!!
People who dont use blinkers, i mean they are there for a reason!!!
Ignorance, rude and people who put others down to make themselves feel good.
Stepping in cat hairballs!
Heartburn

Ok i could go on and on lol

ChelseaDagger 01-25-2016 01:13 PM

My washing machine has been broken for a week, and I can't drive somewhere else to do laundry because my toddler lost my car keys. Meanwhile at the bottom of my drawer, the lonely last pair of clean underwear mocks me.


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