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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass? | |||
Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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01-14-2016, 08:25 PM | #21671 (permalink) |
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I ****ed a 15 year old. When I was 16.
I ****ed a 23 year old. When I was 17. I ****ed a 19 year old. When I was 19. I ****ed a 50 year old. When I was 50. What do I win?
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01-14-2016, 11:21 PM | #21672 (permalink) | |
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At 19 I would have waxed Roxy's old ass like the Karate Kid.
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01-15-2016, 12:16 AM | #21674 (permalink) | |
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Math. 19 and 50 were the same.
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01-15-2016, 04:59 AM | #21676 (permalink) | ||
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Bitch you still wanna wax it ....Dafaqu.
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01-15-2016, 05:07 AM | #21677 (permalink) | |||
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Yea no I draw the line at 18...I wanna be able to send em for a pack of smokes afterwards.
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01-15-2016, 04:10 PM | #21679 (permalink) |
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