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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 01-14-2016, 08:25 PM   #21671 (permalink)
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I ****ed a 15 year old. When I was 16.

I ****ed a 23 year old. When I was 17.

I ****ed a 19 year old. When I was 19.

I ****ed a 50 year old. When I was 50.

What do I win?
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Old 01-14-2016, 11:21 PM   #21672 (permalink)
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I never had eyes for an older woman when I was 19. I remember being a picky lil prick at that age and vain beyond belief. I'm glad I grew out of that a few days ago.
At 19 I would have waxed Roxy's old ass like the Karate Kid.
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Old 01-15-2016, 12:11 AM   #21673 (permalink)
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I ****ed a 15 year old. When I was 16.

I ****ed a 23 year old. When I was 17.

I ****ed a 19 year old. When I was 19.

I ****ed a 50 year old. When I was 50.

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I'd give you a thousand bucks if it somehow was the same person all the time.
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Old 01-15-2016, 12:16 AM   #21674 (permalink)
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I'd give you a thousand bucks if it somehow was the same person all the time.
Uhm........

Math.

19 and 50 were the same.

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Old 01-15-2016, 02:04 AM   #21675 (permalink)
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That was the (hilarious) joke.
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Old 01-15-2016, 04:59 AM   #21676 (permalink)
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Bitch you still wanna wax it ....Dafaqu.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 01-15-2016, 05:07 AM   #21677 (permalink)
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I ****ed a 15 year old. When I was 16.

I ****ed a 23 year old. When I was 17.

I ****ed a 19 year old. When I was 19.

I ****ed a 50 year old. When I was 50.

What do I win?

Yea no I draw the line at 18...I wanna be able to send em for a pack of smokes afterwards.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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Old 01-15-2016, 05:49 AM   #21678 (permalink)
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Back then a toddler could buy smokes.
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Old 01-15-2016, 04:10 PM   #21679 (permalink)
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Back then a toddler could buy smokes.
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Old 01-16-2016, 09:51 AM   #21680 (permalink)
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what were each of their astrology signs chula
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