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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 01-14-2016, 04:22 PM   #21631 (permalink)
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I was kidding. Although I am pretty steadfast.
On the other hand this is the internet, so it can be safely assumed that I'm a virgin who'd mount a vaguely woman-shaped tree trunk if a branch waved at me in the wind.
How old are you?.... Sugar
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 01-14-2016, 04:22 PM   #21632 (permalink)
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Just say it:

"I'd **** a rock if I thought a snake was under it."
And another expressive idiom learned.
One of the reasons I love this forum.
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Old 01-14-2016, 04:23 PM   #21633 (permalink)
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How old are you?.... Sugar
28. Are you...are you waving at me?
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Old 01-14-2016, 04:29 PM   #21634 (permalink)
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Tell me then honestly if a chick ten years yer junior was throwing herself at you for months youd be all like nah gurl when yer 21...Yous about a lyin motha****a aintcha?
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Old 01-14-2016, 04:40 PM   #21635 (permalink)
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Tell me then honestly if a chick ten years yer junior was throwing herself at you for months youd be all like nah gurl when yer 21...Yous about a lyin motha****a aintcha?
Really depends on the chick and the overall situation.
But again, who'd believe a guy on the internet talking about how he'll withstand such advances at all? I hardly believe myself.
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Old 01-14-2016, 04:42 PM   #21636 (permalink)
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Fuck all wrong with having sex with 18 year olds. I'm younger than grindy though tbf.
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Fuck all wrong with having sex with 18 year olds. I'm younger than grindy though tbf.
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Old 01-14-2016, 04:46 PM   #21638 (permalink)
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You prefer to watch people having sex with 18-year-olds from behind a couch?
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Old 01-14-2016, 04:48 PM   #21639 (permalink)
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You prefer to watch people having sex with 18-year-olds from behind a couch?
Who doesn't?
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Old 01-14-2016, 04:50 PM   #21640 (permalink)
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