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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 01-05-2016, 06:21 PM   #21591 (permalink)
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Try saying you would, but there was this time you loaned someone money and they never paid you back, and since then you've made it a policy never to loan money to anyone. Might work. Not for me though; I loan to anyone who asks. Join Club Wimp with me and be a doormat. ........
She knows that's bollocks as I loaned her £50 over Christmas

I'm not a doormat lol, as I said it's a close family member. If it was a friend I wouldn't stand for it.
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Old 01-05-2016, 06:29 PM   #21592 (permalink)
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She knows that's bollocks as I loaned her £50 over Christmas

I'm not a doormat lol, as I said it's a close family member. If it was a friend I wouldn't stand for it.
Next time she asks just stick your finger down your throat until you throw up all over the floor. That'll change the conversation real quick.
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Old 01-05-2016, 06:37 PM   #21593 (permalink)
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So, what's the nicest way to tell a schizophrenic friend in full psychosis to stop taking drugs? FFS they keep calling for sympathy wondering when they will recover then I find out they're doing ice and bath salts.
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Old 01-05-2016, 06:48 PM   #21594 (permalink)
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So, what's the nicest way to tell a schizophrenic friend in full psychosis to stop taking drugs? FFS they keep calling for sympathy wondering when they will recover then I find out they're doing ice and bath salts.
Is there any way to say that, nice or not?
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Old 01-06-2016, 01:53 PM   #21595 (permalink)
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So, what's the nicest way to tell a schizophrenic friend in full psychosis to stop taking drugs? FFS they keep calling for sympathy wondering when they will recover then I find out they're doing ice and bath salts.
Say it like you mean it. .....but from a faaaaaaaar away location, over the phone.Maybe invest in some kevlar first.
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Old 01-08-2016, 01:34 PM   #21596 (permalink)
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Nothing like having the room you were planning on moving into in a week suddenly rescinded by the landlord for his buddy. Landlord was being laggy on how to get the security deposit to him so money never exchanged hands and I can't do anything about it. ****ing twats.
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Old 01-08-2016, 01:36 PM   #21597 (permalink)
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Nothing like having the room you were planning on moving into in a week suddenly rescinded by the landlord for his buddy.
You need a place to crash? I can hook you up short term.
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If you lived near my school I'd take you up on it.
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I'm way too south. Offer still stands.
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Move in with Chula......it rubs the lotion on its skin!
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