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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:24 PM   #2151 (permalink)
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Actually, I have seen the light and must side with HYA on this one. When talking with actual females; on webcam; until 4 am my penis has been known to extend and penetrate them via the monitor. I spoke to my doctor, apparently this is a common occurance for anyone speaking to a female at 4 am over webcam.

It appears he has actually had sex with HYA. And although they weren't going out and although he has no obligation to her ...


Shit. Even if he did fuck your sister it's your own bleeding fault for getting so worked up over someone who has no obligation to you and who you're not putting out to.

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As a young girl, I see your point of view and if it's worth anything I'm on your side here.
You're 12. The closest you've come to "sex" and "a relationship" is a nerd on MSN saying "I cast level 6 'jizz on tits'". I fail to see how this gives you master rights of slating the actions of man.
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:31 PM   #2152 (permalink)
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^psh i maxed out my ji.zz on tits spell. It's at level 13
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:32 PM   #2153 (permalink)
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Fal you do not know me in real life, leave it at that.

And I don't even have MSN.
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:33 PM   #2154 (permalink)
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how the hell can i "put out" when i barely see the dude?
jesus christ!
& urban
i am a pushover
plain & simple & i think twas made very obvious by this long lengthy discussion here
so as a finale to this conversation
any last words on what i should do with this boy?
ask him out?
fuck him?
anything?
cuzz i got nothin
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:33 PM   #2155 (permalink)
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Don't **** him.
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:39 PM   #2156 (permalink)
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how the hell can i "put out" when i barely see the dude?
*pick up phone*

"Well hey there sex on legs, I'm off to a bowling alley to knock down a few pins with some pal-chum-friends of mine. You wanna come with? I guarantee oral, with possible vaginal intercourse."
'Well dayumn you eloquent woman you, you god darn derrily do got yourself a date!'



If you say he lives elsewhere then of course you're not going to be able to do long range put out. This is why you organise to see him.

Either do something to get to know him better and get with him, or go find someone else to obsess over. There's no point sitting in the middle and throwing up the white flag.


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Don't **** him.
Can't handle the idea HYA would get some before you?
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:41 PM   #2157 (permalink)
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Well, the overwhelmingly oblivious 12 year old is right, don't have sex with him. Give him a blow job.
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:44 PM   #2158 (permalink)
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ahahaha
ok ok i get the point
im too timid to do that kind of stuff just willy nilly
...no pun intended there...
but if i ever get out sometime soon
ill invite him
hows that?
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:44 PM   #2159 (permalink)
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Jealousy is not in my range of emotions, Fal. In my opinion, she just shouldn't **** him yet is all.
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:58 PM   #2160 (permalink)
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I don't understand why you guys make this seem so complicated.

Put out or shut up.

Holdyoualways, just make sure you put out better than your sister and she's out of the competition.

And if your sister talks to this guy over the net and uses a web cam do the same only topless.
Get one up on her. Plain and simple.

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