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Old 12-06-2015, 08:51 AM   #21491 (permalink)
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No WD wouldnt dare troll me.....Bitch never sent me fudge like he was supposed too his Christmas gifts last year sat in my fridge until recently...Lmao worst Santa ever.
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Old 12-06-2015, 09:24 AM   #21492 (permalink)
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No WD wouldnt dare troll me.....Bitch never sent me fudge like he was supposed too his Christmas gifts last year sat in my fridge until recently...Lmao worst Santa ever.
I got some fudge I could send you. It's got nuts, too. It might be a federal crime to send it through the mail, though.
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Old 12-06-2015, 09:52 AM   #21493 (permalink)
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You aint sending me nothin.
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Old 12-06-2015, 10:00 AM   #21494 (permalink)
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You aint sending me nothin.
Your double negative sounds like a request to me.
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Old 12-06-2015, 10:20 AM   #21495 (permalink)
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I just bought a machete and a tomahawk......Just saying.
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Old 12-06-2015, 11:25 AM   #21496 (permalink)
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I'd use a kitchen knife to portion my fudge, but you do you.
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Old 12-06-2015, 12:00 PM   #21497 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2015, 03:53 PM   #21498 (permalink)
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Holy ****! One of my classes apparently had due dates for my last two assignments and exams that were earlier than EVERY OTHER ASSIGNMENT AND EXAM and I missed these. I can't even check to make sure as the units disappear from the class page once they're over. My only hope is that my previous grade will be high enough so that I can take the hit and manage to scrape by with a passing grade, but there's a decent chance I just failed a class because my dickhead professor made no announcement that the due dates would be different for no apparent god damn reason. Like, seriously, man? You didn't deem that worthy of a big, bold announcement in the assignment section? Of course, this is the same moron who gave my last, half-completed exam a 100, so what should I expect?

Fucking shitbitch!
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Old 12-12-2015, 04:04 PM   #21499 (permalink)
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29 and still want your hand held? You sound like a lazy 18 y/o. You should be checking for that kind of thing every day, especially since you're doing it online. Unless of course there was 0 information about the due dates, than F*ck that professor.
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Old 12-12-2015, 04:05 PM   #21500 (permalink)
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Tell him just that in an email. Your professor will probably dock you points for being late on your assignment(s), but if you sound reasonable on your request you might be able to be able to submit your assignment with points automatically docked off. Do it ASAP, if that makes any difference. Acting like you don't give a fuck about what grade you get only gives them more justification to give you an F. If you fight for it, it generally works to your benefit. If they basically tell you to go buy a buttplug and fuck yourself, act all grateful and shit that they considered your request for an assignment extension to begin with, and maybe they'll hedge a couple of extra points to work you into a C grade at the very least.
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