The Bitch Box

RoxyRollah · 12-05-2015, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

I've never sucked a dick. I've had mine sucked a few hundred times but have never spasmed and convulsed like Lin (and other females) have while my mouth was buried in their crotch.

And the judges say: 10/10

FEW hundred bro...really that's it...That's some blackish math there bruh.

~~ChelseaDagger~~ · 12-05-2015, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

FEW hundred bro...really that's it...That's some blackish math there bruh.

... Not to mention a mouth not even a lover could kiss.

Chula Vista · 12-05-2015, 05:39 PM

1979 to 2016.

365.25 x 36 years = 13,150 days.

Figure 1 blowjob every 5 days (was every day in the beginning, these days, not so much) and it comes out to approx. 2.5 thousand.

Roxy be right. Again.

RoxyRollah · 12-05-2015, 05:56 PM

Oracle.....

~~prisoner437x3y0~~ · 12-05-2015, 06:17 PM

[QUOTE=ChelseaDagger;1657329]

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Nobody here thinks you're gay. Gay does not = virgin, and gay men generally have better fashion sense than that to which you have previously confessed.

I got more problems than what a forum hub thinks of me. I have better fashion sense than gay males, the way they dress is often--excuse me--retarded.

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Joking aside, I do think you're being a bit hard on yourself. Do women prefer masculine men? Yes, of course. But let's face it, there aren't enough Alpha males to go around. Buddy up with an Alpha so you get first dibs on the groupie leftovers

hence why i want to kill myself. Still animal kingdom, still people perceiving male quality based on some wolf pack hierarchy. Still retarded. You realize alpha males are underweight nerds nowadays right? I don't have to do pushups, i don't even have to press buttons just touch em.

RoxyRollah · 12-05-2015, 06:20 PM

Soo you gonna go out and get some or what....

~~prisoner437x3y0~~ · 12-05-2015, 06:22 PM

no

~~prisoner437x3y0~~ · 12-05-2015, 06:24 PM

my mother watches women ****ing dogs to masterbate...maybe women just want dogs in male bodies.

~~prisoner437x3y0~~ · 12-05-2015, 06:27 PM

maybe just some animal with testosterone seeping past any cognitive function with a dick im sorry i exist

~~ChelseaDagger~~ · 12-05-2015, 06:27 PM

@prisoner

Umm... Those aren't Alphas, those are simply Beta males with game. And to be fair, a woman's sexual desirability is based almost entirely on her looks and age, which doesn't exactly ring as being "fair" either.

You're young, you're a college student, you got your health. You won't be a virgin forever... Nothing like that is worth killing yourself over. We have a member here who just lost a sister, so please don't speak of death so flippantly.

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12-05-2015, 05:39 PM	#21433 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	1979 to 2016. 365.25 x 36 years = 13,150 days. Figure 1 blowjob every 5 days (was every day in the beginning, these days, not so much) and it comes out to approx. 2.5 thousand. Roxy be right. Again. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-05-2015, 06:22 PM	#21437 (permalink)
~~prisoner437x3y0~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 115	no

12-05-2015, 06:24 PM	#21438 (permalink)
~~prisoner437x3y0~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 115	my mother watches women ****ing dogs to masterbate...maybe women just want dogs in male bodies.

12-05-2015, 06:27 PM	#21439 (permalink)
~~prisoner437x3y0~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 115	maybe just some animal with testosterone seeping past any cognitive function with a dick im sorry i exist

12-05-2015, 06:27 PM	#21440 (permalink)
~~ChelseaDagger~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: In the fires of your own disillusion Posts: 684	@prisoner Umm... Those aren't Alphas, those are simply Beta males with game. And to be fair, a woman's sexual desirability is based almost entirely on her looks and age, which doesn't exactly ring as being "fair" either. You're young, you're a college student, you got your health. You won't be a virgin forever... Nothing like that is worth killing yourself over. We have a member here who just lost a sister, so please don't speak of death so flippantly.