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Old 12-05-2015, 12:28 AM   #21381 (permalink)
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She's pretty hot for a midget but her legs arched. she looks like a tiny hot latina who just got off a horse. she's a single mom as well making her a MMILF. Funny thing is im not the only guy who's been eyeing her around my condo.
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Old 12-05-2015, 12:33 AM   #21382 (permalink)
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Just remember, if she's half your size, your dick is twice as long. Eight whole inches.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-05-2015, 04:50 AM   #21383 (permalink)
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No non-virgin will ever convince you otherwise, just like no older person will ever convince a teenager of anything, but just know that losing your virginity isn't some panacea. You'll still be the same *******, just an ******* who got in some chick's vagina.

Like I said, for a month, I felt on top of the world, but after it became clear that I just got lucky (in the literal and not the euphemistic sense) the high wore off. Sex is fun, but it's not a replacement for self-esteem.

But seek pussy. Cause pussy is fun.



You know Spidey was banging a midget for a while a couple years ago.
You totally got lucky....heh
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 12-05-2015, 02:09 PM   #21384 (permalink)
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No non-virgin will ever convince you otherwise, just like no older person will ever convince a teenager of anything, but just know that losing your virginity isn't some panacea. You'll still be the same *******, just an ******* who got in some chick's vagina.

Like I said, for a month, I felt on top of the world, but after it became clear that I just got lucky (in the literal and not the euphemistic sense) the high wore off. Sex is fun, but it's not a replacement for self-esteem.

But seek pussy. Cause pussy is fun.

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Yes, thanks for reassuring me that I should seek pussy, here I had almost forgotten amongst everything else I have on my plate.

I know it won't be some miracle transformation for me but would it help me feel like a normal human being.

Being a virgin is only the glaring weakness in my otherwise sound faux-thug persona I have carefully created, which has had admittedly mixed results in terms of impressing other people.
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Old 12-05-2015, 02:20 PM   #21385 (permalink)
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... Virgins, midgets... Did I take a wrong turn and end up in the Confessional thread?
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Old 12-05-2015, 02:21 PM   #21386 (permalink)
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... Did I take a wrong turn and end up in the Confessional thread?
Everything is grey........
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Old 12-05-2015, 02:27 PM   #21387 (permalink)
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Yes, thanks for reassuring me that I should seek pussy, here I had almost forgotten amongst everything else I have on my plate.

I know it won't be some miracle transformation for me but would it help me feel like a normal human being.

Being a virgin is only the glaring weakness in my otherwise sound faux-thug persona I have carefully created, which has had admittedly mixed results in terms of impressing other people.
Pro-tip: the ladies are not impressed by whiny phonies. You could get away with being a phony if you carried yourself with confidence, but I don't get the impression from you that that is the case, so you might as well just hang up your fitted cap and save yourself the trouble. You won't necessarily get any more chicks, but at least you'll be able to wear pants that fit.
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Old 12-05-2015, 02:30 PM   #21388 (permalink)
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Everything is grey........
...What more can I say?

I know! I'll join in with a confession... I ran out of shampoo, so I diluted some Trader Joe's dish washing liquid, then added a couple drops of patchouli oil so I could pretend I wasn't washing my hair with dish washing liquid. I must say... My hair feels amazing!
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Pro-tip: the ladies are not impressed by whiny phonies. You could get away with being a phony if you carried yourself with confidence, but I don't get the impression from you that that is the case, so you might as well just hang up your fitted cap and save yourself the trouble. You won't necessarily get any more chicks, but at least you'll be able to wear pants that fit.
probably not but I don't think that is really a primary factor, nor do i think that's what separating me from other males.

I don't really know how to dress tbh--i sure as hell don't play golf nor could i wear those fancy brown smart people shoes without being self conscious all day.
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...What more can I say?
It's itchy in the hay...
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