The Bitch Box

RoxyRollah · 12-04-2015, 05:48 AM

So this entire trip up north, besides being for a ****ty reason, and besides being cold, has been filled with righteous fuckwads. Let me see I hurled a 10 pack of socks a customer in line behind me at Walmart before I left Fla. After I told her to shut her *** catcher and that I personally wasn't interested in her theories of why the credit card machines weren't up or why she thought my debit card didn't work. I hit her dead in the head with them and walked out much to the dismay of the cashier and I am sure if I hadn't been by the doors in express someone would have made an assault complaint.

I spent 325 bucks for an emergency ticket right, (which will be refunded thank you delta for berevement) so as I get in my seat and buckle in now I dunno if you guys know this by how I spell and whatever but I can read.... So up walks this leather handbag faced old sow and she gives me this look like you are in my seat.... And when she asked me, (because you know she couldn't possibly be the one in the ****ing wrong nooooo its every one else) I told her to check her ticket again to which she did, and realized she was a moron, but after she checks it she and piles her old vodka riddled ass in to the seat behind me she starts loudly pissing and moaning about how this simply wasn't enough room for her to store her carry on.... So I snapped.. She was lucky there was an air marshal on board and I didn't have a 10 pack of socks. Anyhoo I freaked and turned around and say would you like my seat? "Ooooh noo I couldn't possibly"....(Yea right you ole hag......) So after disrupting someone on the end because wouldn't you know it I was in the exit seat on the end by the ****ing plane door.... I got out and had to squeeze into her seat which was none other then the middle.... Great so as this old whore is stretching out with her lap top I notice she only had 1 carry on slightly bigger then my purse....You gotta be kidding me. So when we land she turns to me and says thank you, yet you could feel the disingeniousness and sense of self entitlement coming outta her mouth. I gave her the most stone cold look and told her about her self. Which halfway through she got huffy and said "well...well... nobody has ever said something like that to me" I told her maybe someone should have soon that way it wouldn't suck so much to be told about herself by someone 30 years younger.

(I will not repeat all of what I said folks only because I half don't remember because of blinding rage and half because I do sorta remember and I eviscerated her. And it was rotten and nasty and cruel.Meh nobody's perfect. Ole coot heh...)

So now for the front desk clerk at this hotel I am at with 5 of my family members right.... Tim... Tim.. Timmmmmy. Anyways a member of my family went to retrieve towels from the lobby the day my sister passed you know wed been at the hospital all day and wanted to get changed and cleaned up and pretend to eat right. So they tell tim we need 5 towels for 5 people, seems reasonable right...right?
Well apparently not we were told that oh no you can't have 5 towels blah blah blah... So he upset my family pretty badly I was informed that the four towels we were given were thrown at us none the less and I freaked out. I stormed into the office and looked at this bastard and I said "You and me, we gone have a chat." I told Tim that this is a hotel and maybe just maybe he might need to look up the word hospitality and if I wanted 10 towels that should be no issue as I am paying out the wazzooo for last minute accommodations for 5 and that the mgmt staff was aware of this... Tim, Tim, Timmmmmmy apparently thought I was too much sistah to handle because he rudely tried to help someone behind me, then I got angry and told the Asian man in line behind me "Excuse the **** outta me I didn't realize your time was more important than mine." He digressed quickly and said ok ok ok and walked out and I turned to my real prey and I said I don't give af about your ****ty towels but you need to apologize to my family for upsetting them to which Tim said he needed to call the police and I got loud and was rescued by one of my family before the actually showed up to arrest me. Anyway I go back in the room and filed such a scathing complaint and as you know the angrier I get the better I spell and punctuate. The gm called me, yesterday and comped my rooms, and apologized profusely. So when I get back from running around handling **** for the funeral etc, who is at the front desk, but Tiiiiimmm and I walked in and had my room keys re keyed for no reason and asked him for 5 towels... He looks at me and says boy you guys sure like to keep clean.... I said why yes Tim cleanliness is next to Godliness, and when I got back to my room my family and I proceeded to rip and hack at a couple with box cutters and pocket knives... Just cause we could.
/endrant

Nameless · 12-04-2015, 05:57 AM

I hope you don't work in customer service. That made me laugh though since I work at a hotel too. Dunno why someone would be stingy with the towels.

RoxyRollah · 12-04-2015, 06:18 AM

I am a ****ing retail manager bruh.

RoxyRollah · 12-04-2015, 06:48 AM

Oh right on a final note AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT FINDS THE NAME OF MY SISTERS FUNERAL HOME ****ED UP..AMIGONE? Really nigga am i gone?

Nameless · 12-04-2015, 06:57 AM

Then you either keep a cork on it well or you are the coolest manager ever. Working retail was like, a hellish experience for me, so many stupid ass customers. Mother****er buying a phone card then asking me where is the phone... this is a mother****ing grocery store does it look like we sell phones? Moron paying for stuff says price on computer is wrong, I know it's not, they insist, I check the shelf and am proven right, they say the shelf is wrong and file a complaint. Eat a ****ing dick.

That is a pretty screwed up name too. Seems like someone should have thought of that before they opened. Or someone has a weird sense of humor.

RoxyRollah · 12-04-2015, 08:01 AM

Yeah I am the cool manager my staff wants to close with unless they are driving me to drink then they just stay outta my way. Heh. Its cos I make them laugh and I let em burn on their lunch as long as they follow my guidelines.... 30 minutes before you come back in spray and visine and for the love of god get some coffee... When they call off they actually tell me the real reason vs telling my boss some bull**** and I always go along with it . The problem is, is that we are a dysfunctional work family that masquerades as a party store ahahah yes.... So the 4 mangers and 4 full time employees are very tight. Lmao . I always threathen to write my staff up for sexting on the clock too, bitches its your word against mine

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Chula Vista · 12-04-2015, 12:31 PM

Someone hacked my Bank of America Visa card but BOA was all over it and declined all of the bogus charges the past few days. All types of weird **** including a $700+ charge at India's version of Amazon.com.

Roxy, you need to back away from the real world BS for a while and just be 100% self centered. Pamper yourself in all ways possible and **** everyone else. You've earned it.

RoxyRollah · 12-04-2015, 01:59 PM

Thank you brother.

The Batlord · 12-04-2015, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

So this entire trip up north, besides being for a ****ty reason, and besides being cold, has been filled with righteous fuckwads. Let me see I hurled a 10 pack of socks a customer in line behind me at Walmart before I left Fla. After I told her to shut her *** catcher and that I personally wasn't interested in her theories of why the credit card machines weren't up or why she thought my debit card didn't work. I hit her dead in the head with them and walked out much to the dismay of the cashier and I am sure if I hadn't been by the doors in express someone would have made an assault complaint.

I spent 325 bucks for an emergency ticket right, (which will be refunded thank you delta for berevement) so as I get in my seat and buckle in now I dunno if you guys know this by how I spell and whatever but I can read.... So up walks this leather handbag faced old sow and she gives me this look like you are in my seat.... And when she asked me, (because you know she couldn't possibly be the one in the ****ing wrong nooooo its every one else) I told her to check her ticket again to which she did, and realized she was a moron, but after she checks it she and piles her old vodka riddled ass in to the seat behind me she starts loudly pissing and moaning about how this simply wasn't enough room for her to store her carry on.... So I snapped.. She was lucky there was an air marshal on board and I didn't have a 10 pack of socks. Anyhoo I freaked and turned around and say would you like my seat? "Ooooh noo I couldn't possibly"....(Yea right you ole hag......) So after disrupting someone on the end because wouldn't you know it I was in the exit seat on the end by the ****ing plane door.... I got out and had to squeeze into her seat which was none other then the middle.... Great so as this old whore is stretching out with her lap top I notice she only had 1 carry on slightly bigger then my purse....You gotta be kidding me. So when we land she turns to me and says thank you, yet you could feel the disingeniousness and sense of self entitlement coming outta her mouth. I gave her the most stone cold look and told her about her self. Which halfway through she got huffy and said "well...well... nobody has ever said something like that to me" I told her maybe someone should have soon that way it wouldn't suck so much to be told about herself by someone 30 years younger.

(I will not repeat all of what I said folks only because I half don't remember because of blinding rage and half because I do sorta remember and I eviscerated her. And it was rotten and nasty and cruel.Meh nobody's perfect. Ole coot heh...)

So now for the front desk clerk at this hotel I am at with 5 of my family members right.... Tim... Tim.. Timmmmmy. Anyways a member of my family went to retrieve towels from the lobby the day my sister passed you know wed been at the hospital all day and wanted to get changed and cleaned up and pretend to eat right. So they tell tim we need 5 towels for 5 people, seems reasonable right...right?
Well apparently not we were told that oh no you can't have 5 towels blah blah blah... So he upset my family pretty badly I was informed that the four towels we were given were thrown at us none the less and I freaked out. I stormed into the office and looked at this bastard and I said "You and me, we gone have a chat." I told Tim that this is a hotel and maybe just maybe he might need to look up the word hospitality and if I wanted 10 towels that should be no issue as I am paying out the wazzooo for last minute accommodations for 5 and that the mgmt staff was aware of this... Tim, Tim, Timmmmmmy apparently thought I was too much sistah to handle because he rudely tried to help someone behind me, then I got angry and told the Asian man in line behind me "Excuse the **** outta me I didn't realize your time was more important than mine." He digressed quickly and said ok ok ok and walked out and I turned to my real prey and I said I don't give af about your ****ty towels but you need to apologize to my family for upsetting them to which Tim said he needed to call the police and I got loud and was rescued by one of my family before the actually showed up to arrest me. Anyway I go back in the room and filed such a scathing complaint and as you know the angrier I get the better I spell and punctuate. The gm called me, yesterday and comped my rooms, and apologized profusely. So when I get back from running around handling **** for the funeral etc, who is at the front desk, but Tiiiiimmm and I walked in and had my room keys re keyed for no reason and asked him for 5 towels... He looks at me and says boy you guys sure like to keep clean.... I said why yes Tim cleanliness is next to Godliness, and when I got back to my room my family and I proceeded to rip and hack at a couple with box cutters and pocket knives... Just cause we could.
/endrant

Well, for what it's worth you're totally hot when you're at war with the world.

RoxyRollah · 12-04-2015, 02:22 PM

Thank you my little hell spawn.

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12-04-2015, 12:31 PM	#21327 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Someone hacked my Bank of America Visa card but BOA was all over it and declined all of the bogus charges the past few days. All types of weird ** including a $700+ charge at India's version of Amazon.com. Roxy, you need to back away from the real world BS for a while and just be 100% self centered. Pamper yourself in all ways possible and ** everyone else. You've earned it. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-04-2015, 05:57 AM	#21322 (permalink)
Nameless Fat girls in yoga pants Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 152	I hope you don't work in customer service. That made me laugh though since I work at a hotel too. Dunno why someone would be stingy with the towels.

12-04-2015, 06:57 AM	#21325 (permalink)
Nameless Fat girls in yoga pants Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 152	Then you either keep a cork on it well or you are the coolest manager ever. Working retail was like, a hellish experience for me, so many stupid ass customers. Mother**er buying a phone card then asking me where is the phone... this is a mothering grocery store does it look like we sell phones? Moron paying for stuff says price on computer is wrong, I know it's not, they insist, I check the shelf and am proven right, they say the shelf is wrong and file a complaint. Eat a **ing dick. That is a pretty screwed up name too. Seems like someone should have thought of that before they opened. Or someone has a weird sense of humor.