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Old 12-02-2015, 06:21 PM   #21311 (permalink)
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If you start having a craving for oatmeal then you should fuck the bird to death. Larry Flint-style.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-02-2015, 08:06 PM   #21312 (permalink)
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If you start having a craving for oatmeal then you should fuck the bird to death. Larry Flint-style.
Stop trying to live vicariously through this unsuspecting newbie. Get your own damn bird.
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Old 12-02-2015, 08:54 PM   #21313 (permalink)
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Parrots are expensive. Or at least too expensive to **** to death.
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Old 12-02-2015, 11:57 PM   #21314 (permalink)
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Bro this is my ficking sister homie...I ain't see this **** comin.
Very sorry Roxy.
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Old 12-03-2015, 03:45 AM   #21315 (permalink)
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Thanks Don.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 12-03-2015, 07:06 AM   #21316 (permalink)
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Stop trying to live vicariously through this unsuspecting newbie. Get your own damn bird.
Laughed for a good minute over this.
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Old 12-03-2015, 09:37 AM   #21317 (permalink)
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My neighbours are constantly listening to the most sickeningly german music ever. Not even real folk music, but a bastardized pop version, still with yodeling and accordeons and ****. It's not even that loud, but it's clearly audible and annoying as ****.
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Old 12-03-2015, 11:50 AM   #21318 (permalink)
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Karma is very much a real thing.. After my insensitive poorly timed joke a few minutes later i got dizzy and quickly after i got a headache a sore throat and a fever and now im full blown sick.
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Old 12-03-2015, 12:12 PM   #21319 (permalink)
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....my work here is done
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Old 12-03-2015, 12:31 PM   #21320 (permalink)
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I knew it!
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