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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 10-25-2015, 08:15 PM   #21241 (permalink)
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My toilet seat is immaculate. Jealous?
The porcelain itself may be blemishless, but I get the feeling I'd rather be bitten by either mine OR grindy's toilets before setting cheek upon yours.
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Old 10-25-2015, 08:38 PM   #21242 (permalink)
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The porcelain itself may be blemishless, but I get the feeling I'd rather be bitten by either mine OR grindy's toilets before setting cheek upon yours.
You're killing me!
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Old 10-25-2015, 08:50 PM   #21243 (permalink)
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Immature toilet jokes happen to be my well-polished defense mechanism spurred by decades of jealous ridicule from lesser women.

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Old 10-25-2015, 09:14 PM   #21244 (permalink)
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Nah. I'm sure my living situation as a whole is still better than your gloomy (non-)basement.
At least I live in America. I'm sure it must be fun being a Ukrainian in Germany, though.

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The porcelain itself may be blemishless, but I get the feeling I'd rather be bitten by either mine OR grindy's toilets before setting cheek upon yours.
You haven't lived till I've sunk my teeth into your fanny.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Watch it. I married Bruce Banner, and you won't like him when he's angry [see profile]
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Old 10-25-2015, 09:48 PM   #21246 (permalink)
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The Hulk is lame. Get with Deadpool.
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Psych! That was spirulina yogurt on my tongue. I actually married Ragnar Lothbrok.
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At least I live in America. I'm sure it must be fun being a Ukrainian in Germany, though.



You haven't lived till I've sunk my teeth into your fanny.
It is fun. Being able to drink tap water without getting all sick and radiation poisoned still makes me sooooo happy.
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