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Old 10-25-2015, 10:44 AM   #21231 (permalink)
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What I mean is.. if it's after 10pm and the liquor store is closed I can go to a bar and buy a 6 pack or more(unopened). idk if there is a limit I've only ever got like 2 six packs.
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Old 10-25-2015, 10:55 AM   #21232 (permalink)
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In Massachusetts you can't buy booze on Sundays. (At least that's how it was 20 years ago.) New Hampshire had this weird law where retail stores could only sell beer and wine. Only approved "Liquor Stores" could sell the hard stuff. And that's all they sold.

There was a NH liquor store about a quarter mile from the Mass border. They did bang up business on Sundays for sure! I knew the staff by name.
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Old 10-25-2015, 12:24 PM   #21233 (permalink)
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In CA we can't buy alcohol in between two and six am.
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Old 10-25-2015, 03:14 PM   #21234 (permalink)
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In Massachusetts you can't buy booze on Sundays. (At least that's how it was 20 years ago.) New Hampshire had this weird law where retail stores could only sell beer and wine. Only approved "Liquor Stores" could sell the hard stuff. And that's all they sold.

There was a NH liquor store about a quarter mile from the Mass border. They did bang up business on Sundays for sure! I knew the staff by name.
It's that way here. No ****ing idea why. And the liquor stores are government run (All we have is the ABC store). Thankfully I can buy beer on Sunday though. Bout to go disc golfing and you better believe I'm gonna be throwing half-blind.
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Old 10-25-2015, 07:37 PM   #21235 (permalink)
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My toilet seat suddenly cracked today and it's really uncomfortable to sit on now.
And it just had to happen during a phase in which I rediscovered my Game Boy and enjoyed a good long sit there while playing Tetris.
This is a tragedy of epic proportions.
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Old 10-25-2015, 07:43 PM   #21236 (permalink)
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My toilet seat suddenly cracked today and it's really uncomfortable to sit on now.
Mine broke a few months ago and we STILL haven't replaced it. Feel grateful for the "uncomfortable" angle in which you squat, for the moment you forget about the presence of the crack, the cheek shall pay dearly.
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Old 10-25-2015, 07:47 PM   #21237 (permalink)
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Mine broke a few months ago and we STILL haven't replaced it. Feel grateful for the "uncomfortable" angle in which you squat, for the moment you forget about the presence of the crack, the cheek shall pay dearly.
For now I'm sitting on the cracked seat and my cheek indeed does pay dearly, since the crack is right underneath.
For short periods it's still more comfortable for me than sitting with the seat up.
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For now I'm sitting on the cracked seat and my cheek indeed does pay dearly, since the crack is right underneath.
For short periods it's still more comfortable for me than sitting with the seat up.
Psssst....Sitting on the toilet with the seat up is the hallmark of a commode drama queen.
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Old 10-25-2015, 08:08 PM   #21239 (permalink)
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My toilet seat is immaculate. Jealous?
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Psssst....Sitting on the toilet with the seat up is the hallmark of a commode drama queen.
I'll keep that in mind.
Also I learned a new word just now, or at least a new use for a word I already knew. Hooray.

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Nah. I'm sure my living situation as a whole is still better than your gloomy (non-)basement.
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