The Bitch Box

**Frownland** · 10-17-2015, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

F*cking bitch that lives below me is driving me insane. She just got back from Moscow after being there for four months. Now that she's back, she's returning to banging o my door every other day complaining that I'm keeping her awake. The floors in this building suck. I'll give her that. What am I supposed to do though? Glide across the f*cking floor? We just had a screaming match at the door because she's literally hitting her ceiling with a f*cking broom because I got up to make some tea. I'm not even wearing shoes. I'm not stomping. I walk on the balls of my feet for this reason. She's just insane.

I told her to call security if she has such a problem. I hear the people above me ALL THE TIME. Is it annoying? Yes. Is it their fault? No. It's not my fault these floors suck balls. I can't wait to move out of this place.

I would start a workout schedule that begins at five AM and requires a lot of jumping jacks.

ladyislingering · 10-17-2015, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I would start a workout schedule that begins at five AM and requires a lot of jumping jacks.

Jumping jacks and extreme flatulence.

Neapolitan · 10-17-2015, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I would start a workout schedule that begins at five AM and requires a lot of jumping jacks.

It's time for him join a band, and have practice at his place, and throw all night parties.

**Exo** · 10-17-2015, 11:05 PM

That frustrating part is that I've been MORE than accommodating with her. My computer speakers came with a sub that I can't disconnect because the speakers run through it. I put towels under the sub and use headphones after 8. She came over the other day that it's shaking her walls. Fine. I'll get another speaker system, the one I have now was 10 bucks at a garage sale anyway, and I'll just listen to my headphones.

Then tonight. I literally offered to GIVE her my white noise machine and she has declined three times. What the f*ck am I supposed to do? I was literally sitting in my chair when she came up here tonight. Everybody has a right to quiet enjoyment, but she seems to think she has a right to complete silence. She even once suggested I "go to bed at 10:00 like a normal person". I told her I haven't had a bedtime since I was 13 and I wasn't going to start up again now that I'm 26 and pay $1000 monthly rent.

I've also been in a depressed/sour mood all weekend so this isn't helping.

**Frownland** · 10-17-2015, 11:07 PM

Script

Lady: Your feet offend me!
Exo: Go **** yourself.
Exo's Door: Oooooh shut!

**Exo** · 10-17-2015, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Script

Lady: Your feet offend me!
Exo: Go **** yourself.
Exo's Door: Oooooh shut!

I came so close to shutting the door on her. She told me to stop shouting (I wasn't) two minutes after POUNDING on my door. My neighbors heard the whole thing. She's insane.

**Frownland** · 10-17-2015, 11:12 PM

Go crazy at her and pound on her door and tell her to brush her teeth. That **** wafts up to the second floor and makes your floor smell like ****. Be as unreasonable as you must be.

Neapolitan · 10-17-2015, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

That frustrating part is that I've been MORE than accommodating with her. My computer speakers came with a sub that I can't disconnect because the speakers run through it. I put towels under the sub and use headphones after 8. She came over the other day that it's shaking her walls. Fine. I'll get another speaker system, the one I have now was 10 bucks at a garage sale anyway, and I'll just listen to my headphones.

Then tonight. I literally offered to GIVE her my white noise machine and she has declined three times. What the f*ck am I supposed to do? I was literally sitting in my chair when she came up here tonight. Everybody has a right to quiet enjoyment, but she seems to think she has a right to complete silence. She even once suggested I "go to bed at 10:00 like a normal person". I told her I haven't had a bedtime since I was 13 and I wasn't going to start up again now that I'm 26 and pay $1000 monthly rent.

I've also been in a depressed/sour mood all weekend so this isn't helping.

Well she could be depressed or stressed out where she can not habituate backgrounds sounds and every little bit of noise bothers her. If she's not in a deep sleep state where she oblivious to sounds, then she's going to blame you for her problems, insomnia or whatever issues she has. I doubt if she'll come to the realization that the cause is her own issues.

**Frownland** · 10-17-2015, 11:29 PM

Stage the aftermath of a murder scene with one of your friends akin to the Huey Lewis and the News scene from American Psycho. Play a drum solo on your floor or something until she comes upstairs and then act casual as she reacts in horror. If she calls the police, tell them that you were just filming an indie movie. Then do it again and again and again.

The Batlord · 10-18-2015, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo

F*cking bitch that lives below me is driving me insane. She just got back from Moscow after being there for four months. Now that she's back, she's returning to banging o my door every other day complaining that I'm keeping her awake. The floors in this building suck. I'll give her that. What am I supposed to do though? Glide across the f*cking floor? We just had a screaming match at the door because she's literally hitting her ceiling with a f*cking broom because I got up to make some tea. I'm not even wearing shoes. I'm not stomping. I walk on the balls of my feet for this reason. She's just insane.

I told her to call security if she has such a problem. I hear the people above me ALL THE TIME. Is it annoying? Yes. Is it their fault? No. It's not my fault these floors suck balls. I can't wait to move out of this place.

Bitch got you scurred.

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10-17-2015, 11:05 PM	#21114 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	That frustrating part is that I've been MORE than accommodating with her. My computer speakers came with a sub that I can't disconnect because the speakers run through it. I put towels under the sub and use headphones after 8. She came over the other day that it's shaking her walls. Fine. I'll get another speaker system, the one I have now was 10 bucks at a garage sale anyway, and I'll just listen to my headphones. Then tonight. I literally offered to GIVE her my white noise machine and she has declined three times. What the fck am I supposed to do? I was literally sitting in my chair when she came up here tonight. Everybody has a right to quiet enjoyment, but she seems to think she has a right to complete silence. She even once suggested I "go to bed at 10:00 like a normal person". I told her I haven't had a bedtime since I was 13 and I wasn't going to start up again now that I'm 26 and pay $1000 monthly rent. I've also been in a depressed/sour mood all weekend so this isn't helping. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE*

10-17-2015, 11:07 PM	#21115 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Script Lady: Your feet offend me! Exo: Go **** yourself. Exo's Door: Oooooh shut! __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-17-2015, 11:12 PM	#21117 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Go crazy at her and pound on her door and tell her to brush her teeth. That ** wafts up to the second floor and makes your floor smell like *. Be as unreasonable as you must be. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

10-17-2015, 11:29 PM	#21119 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Stage the aftermath of a murder scene with one of your friends akin to the Huey Lewis and the News scene from American Psycho. Play a drum solo on your floor or something until she comes upstairs and then act casual as she reacts in horror. If she calls the police, tell them that you were just filming an indie movie. Then do it again and again and again. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x