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Old 10-04-2015, 11:30 PM   #21051 (permalink)
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my first drinking experience was when i was 11 years old

i lived in a complex that had a bunch of crackheads and one main dealer, and one of the crackheads was this lady named christy, and she had a 6 year old son named benjamin. she was like the dealer's top customer and he loved her so much that he even stored his guns in her attic.

anyway this broad was wild as ****. and my friend's mom had gotten in a dispute with her, can't remember over what. but in any case they had a yelling match and since politically my friends mom was one of the key players in the neighborhood, christy felt the need to reconcile.

so me, her 3 kids (2 sons and a daughter) and a few other kids were hanging outside his house and she came over. the parents weren't there. and she had come to make amends. as a gesture of friendship and good faith she had brought as a gift a bottle of cheap ass store brand vodka... a 1.75 liter bottle. we told her his mom wasn't home. so she left the bottle with us and said give this to your mom and tell her i said sorry.

so we poured the bottle into a big bowl with some hawaiian c fruit punch... like u see on tv at proms and **** where they spike the punch. cause none of us could bare to drink it straight. anyway we had a good time for a bit but eventually got sick as **** on that ****. to this day i have a hard time with any substandard vodka more-so than any other liquors cause the chemically taste reminds me of that incident
jesus christ, you're a fascinating case study
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:33 PM   #21052 (permalink)
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my first drinking experience was when i was 11 years old

i lived in a complex that had a bunch of crackheads and one main dealer, and one of the crackheads was this lady named christy, and she had a 6 year old son named benjamin. she was like the dealer's top customer and he loved her so much that he even stored his guns in her attic.

anyway this broad was wild as ****. and my friend's mom had gotten in a dispute with her, can't remember over what. but in any case they had a yelling match and since politically my friends mom was one of the key players in the neighborhood, christy felt the need to reconcile.

so me, her 3 kids (2 sons and a daughter) and a few other kids were hanging outside his house and she came over. the parents weren't there. and she had come to make amends. as a gesture of friendship and good faith she had brought as a gift a bottle of cheap ass store brand vodka... a 1.75 liter bottle. we told her his mom wasn't home. so she left the bottle with us and said give this to your mom and tell her i said sorry.

so we poured the bottle into a big bowl with some hawaiian c fruit punch... like u see on tv at proms and **** where they spike the punch. cause none of us could bare to drink it straight. anyway we had a good time for a bit but eventually got sick as **** on that ****. to this day i have a hard time with any substandard vodka more-so than any other liquors cause the chemically taste reminds me of that incident
this was a wild ride from start to finish

i had my first drink at like 3 cause my mom liked to store her wine in soda bottles
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:33 PM   #21053 (permalink)
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Peppermint schnapps + hot chocolate or chocolate milk = peppermint patty

Baileys, Jack & coffee = Irish coffee

My grandpa used to mix coke and whiskey; vodka and 7up is also a tolerable combination.

Mix your liquor, get fucked up for pleasure.
Oh god, please stop. Gonna be sick.
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how is your esophagus so ****ty with all the dick that goes in it regularly batclown
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I'll never man up to liquor. It's just one of the things I've accepted in life.
how much experience have you had?

cause im pretty sure you're just being a wimp

try some southern comfort mixed with 7 up... then after you have that alcohol taste in your mouth try taking a shot of soco

or try the same method with captain morgan + coke

at the very least try drinking some amaretto and tell me that **** isn't ****ing delicious even if you do drink it straight
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Oh god, please stop. Gonna be sick.
Hey, hey, no...no, it's gonna be ok.

If you're feeling pretty gross right now, eat some toast. Burn it just a little bit.

If you can stomach black coffee, that's also a good thing to have in your system.

Lots of water, too.
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how is your esophagus so ****ty with all the dick that goes in it regularly batclown
Dick tastes delicious, though.

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how much experience have you had?

cause im pretty sure you're just being a wimp

try some southern comfort mixed with 7 up... then after you have that alcohol taste in your mouth try taking a shot of soco

or try the same method with captain morgan + coke

at the very least try drinking some amaretto and tell me that **** isn't ****ing delicious even if you do drink it straight
I'm a total wimp when it comes to liquor, just like I'm a wimp when it comes to food I don't want to eat in general. I have no desire to punish myself with liquor anymore than I wish to hurt my taste buds by getting used to asparagus.
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I'm a total wimp when it comes to liquor, just like I'm a wimp when it comes to food I don't want to eat in general. I have no desire to punish myself with liquor anymore than I wish to hurt my taste buds by getting used to asparagus.
the trick is knowing how to hydrate properly while enjoying your drunken stupor.

I've mastered the art of getting really fucked up and avoiding serious damage.
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the trick is knowing how to hydrate properly while enjoying your drunken stupor.

I've mastered the art of getting really fucked up and avoiding serious damage.
I don't care about that, I just don't want to taste the ****.
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bro the fact that you're willing to resort to steel reserve invalidates that argument completely

let me ask you this... are you capable of taking a shot of robotussin or nyquil when you get sick?
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