Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1639990)

my first drinking experience was when i was 11 years old

i lived in a complex that had a bunch of crackheads and one main dealer, and one of the crackheads was this lady named christy, and she had a 6 year old son named benjamin. she was like the dealer's top customer and he loved her so much that he even stored his guns in her attic.

anyway this broad was wild as ****. and my friend's mom had gotten in a dispute with her, can't remember over what. but in any case they had a yelling match and since politically my friends mom was one of the key players in the neighborhood, christy felt the need to reconcile.

so me, her 3 kids (2 sons and a daughter) and a few other kids were hanging outside his house and she came over. the parents weren't there. and she had come to make amends. as a gesture of friendship and good faith she had brought as a gift a bottle of cheap ass store brand vodka... a 1.75 liter bottle. we told her his mom wasn't home. so she left the bottle with us and said give this to your mom and tell her i said sorry.

so we poured the bottle into a big bowl with some hawaiian c fruit punch... like u see on tv at proms and **** where they spike the punch. cause none of us could bare to drink it straight. anyway we had a good time for a bit but eventually got sick as **** on that ****. to this day i have a hard time with any substandard vodka more-so than any other liquors cause the chemically taste reminds me of that incident

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1639990)

my first drinking experience was when i was 11 years old

i lived in a complex that had a bunch of crackheads and one main dealer, and one of the crackheads was this lady named christy, and she had a 6 year old son named benjamin. she was like the dealer's top customer and he loved her so much that he even stored his guns in her attic.

anyway this broad was wild as ****. and my friend's mom had gotten in a dispute with her, can't remember over what. but in any case they had a yelling match and since politically my friends mom was one of the key players in the neighborhood, christy felt the need to reconcile.

so me, her 3 kids (2 sons and a daughter) and a few other kids were hanging outside his house and she came over. the parents weren't there. and she had come to make amends. as a gesture of friendship and good faith she had brought as a gift a bottle of cheap ass store brand vodka... a 1.75 liter bottle. we told her his mom wasn't home. so she left the bottle with us and said give this to your mom and tell her i said sorry.

so we poured the bottle into a big bowl with some hawaiian c fruit punch... like u see on tv at proms and **** where they spike the punch. cause none of us could bare to drink it straight. anyway we had a good time for a bit but eventually got sick as **** on that ****. to this day i have a hard time with any substandard vodka more-so than any other liquors cause the chemically taste reminds me of that incident

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1639987)

Peppermint schnapps + hot chocolate or chocolate milk = peppermint patty

Baileys, Jack & coffee = Irish coffee

My grandpa used to mix coke and whiskey; vodka and 7up is also a tolerable combination.

Mix your liquor, get fucked up for pleasure.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639980)

I'll never man up to liquor. It's just one of the things I've accepted in life.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639998)

Oh god, please stop. Gonna be sick.

Originally Posted by Apollonia (Post 1640001)

how is your esophagus so ****ty with all the dick that goes in it regularly batclown

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1640003)

how much experience have you had?

cause im pretty sure you're just being a wimp

try some southern comfort mixed with 7 up... then after you have that alcohol taste in your mouth try taking a shot of soco

or try the same method with captain morgan + coke

at the very least try drinking some amaretto and tell me that **** isn't ****ing delicious even if you do drink it straight

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1640015)

I'm a total wimp when it comes to liquor, just like I'm a wimp when it comes to food I don't want to eat in general. I have no desire to punish myself with liquor anymore than I wish to hurt my taste buds by getting used to asparagus.

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1640016)

:laughing: the trick is knowing how to hydrate properly while enjoying your drunken stupor.

I've mastered the art of getting really fucked up and avoiding serious damage.