Apollonia

i just shuddered

who here had a five o clock vodka teenhood

one of my friends moms was a huge alkie and she had like huge things of five o clock gin stored everywhere and we'd snag one and drink the whole thing between the three of us

straight, no chaser

if I tried that now I'd probably ****ing die

ladyislingering

ok so you're going about getting fucked up the wrong way

you wanna get fucked up mighty quick you've gotta get yourself some hard liquor

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The Batlord

My esophagus is a pussy. As much as I hate liquor, my throat hates it more. I've literally thrown it up almost completely sober just cause my throat rebelled and convulsed the instant it went down. Not even bad liquor. I'm pretty sure it was Jack Daniel's.

Really I'm just trying to conserve weight. I ride a bike, so I don't want to do that with a whole twelve pack.

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Chula Vista

God, I've missed you.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

ladyislingering

so I'm a total idiot and I didn't realize that distilled whisky contains traces of gluten (I have celiac disease) and I've had it a few times and gotten violently ill, figured it was just the rate at which I was slamming down shots

that's about the only liquor that literally shuts my brain down to the point where I can't function.

my main man is schnapps. I drink it straight.

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The Batlord

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ladyislingering

man up, beechwood

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The Batlord

I'll never man up to liquor. It's just one of the things I've accepted in life.

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ladyislingering

Peppermint schnapps + hot chocolate or chocolate milk = peppermint patty

Baileys, Jack & coffee = Irish coffee

My grandpa used to mix coke and whiskey; vodka and 7up is also a tolerable combination.

Mix your liquor, get fucked up for pleasure.

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John Wilkes Booth

my first drinking experience was when i was 11 years old

i lived in a complex that had a bunch of crackheads and one main dealer, and one of the crackheads was this lady named christy, and she had a 6 year old son named benjamin. she was like the dealer's top customer and he loved her so much that he even stored his guns in her attic.

anyway this broad was wild as ****. and my friend's mom had gotten in a dispute with her, can't remember over what. but in any case they had a yelling match and since politically my friends mom was one of the key players in the neighborhood, christy felt the need to reconcile.

so me, her 3 kids (2 sons and a daughter) and a few other kids were hanging outside his house and she came over. the parents weren't there. and she had come to make amends. as a gesture of friendship and good faith she had brought as a gift a bottle of cheap ass store brand vodka... a 1.75 liter bottle. we told her his mom wasn't home. so she left the bottle with us and said give this to your mom and tell her i said sorry.

so we poured the bottle into a big bowl with some hawaiian c fruit punch... like u see on tv at proms and **** where they spike the punch. cause none of us could bare to drink it straight. anyway we had a good time for a bit but eventually got sick as **** on that ****. to this day i have a hard time with any substandard vodka more-so than any other liquors cause the chemically taste reminds me of that incident