You guys remember taxman right, maybe he had a lobotomy and has come back as the tax man, and thats why his posts are so crazy.

Why don't you text him and enlighten us?

Of course not. That's what we're for.

You sound just like her..

Well if you think I'm gonna be walking around your kitchen, pregnant and barefoot, with five kids in tow, then you've got another thing coming.

I wouldn't have 5 kids with my soul mate much less with a skank like you!

Serliously, 3 is my limit.

I broke another phone. Then I got a free one from Obama. Then someone stole it from my locker at work. I go through phones faster than rish white bishes go through blow.

No wonder I haven't heard from you in like 20 years.

I've also been in jail/homeless.

I've been worried.

I'm sorry to hear that.