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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 09-06-2015, 12:50 PM   #20731 (permalink)
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You have PM fella.
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Female nudes TBC.
I have a quality A-cup and can stick my dick in-between my legs. Work for you? Would a wig help?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-06-2015, 12:50 PM   #20732 (permalink)
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Like I said, I wanted a hatefuck pretty badly last night. I wasn't even that horny, I just wanted to express my anger toward my hot manager in a way that would leave her in pain but without actually committing any violent acts on her person (I'm a Southern gentleman after all).

You just got caught in the crossfire. I do still want nudes, though.

Edit: Was my reasoning sound that she didn't care that I'd told her I wouldn't be able to close and then come in at 7 am the next day? Cause it's the only conclusion that really makes sense to me.
Bro one day is 1 day, you can do it.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 09-06-2015, 12:51 PM   #20733 (permalink)
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Use "p" instead of "d". :d vs. :p

Edit: Oh ****, that doesn't work either. Hold on...



There. Two colons with a "p" in-between.
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Old 09-06-2015, 12:54 PM   #20734 (permalink)
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I just want female nudes.
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Old 09-06-2015, 01:41 PM   #20735 (permalink)
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So, one of the common side effects of taking Zoloft is supposed to be an increased sexual desire. Really? I haven't even visited a porn site in over a week.



I'd welcome nudes too, please.
I remember it being opposite (decreased sex drive).
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Old 09-06-2015, 01:43 PM   #20736 (permalink)
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Also, I'd totally be down with roxy nudes, but I'd expect some Roxytude to be present.
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Old 09-06-2015, 01:58 PM   #20737 (permalink)
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There is always Roxytude in my nudes.
Vote Froxxy2016.
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Old 09-10-2015, 09:35 AM   #20738 (permalink)
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I'm still ****ed up from last night and my ankle is acting like I hit it with a sledgehammer (not entirely unrealistic). Deciphering the puzzle of last night is a great way to start the morning.

EDIT: lots of cuts and bruises on my leg too. I'm gonna go out on a limb and claim that I tried to ride my bike last night.
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Old 09-10-2015, 10:25 AM   #20739 (permalink)
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You live in California. Maybe you got attacked by a cougar. Check your closet for a mount lion pelt.
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Old 09-10-2015, 12:55 PM   #20740 (permalink)
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I'd make a joke about a sexy old lady but I'm too hungover for that right now.
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