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Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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08-26-2015, 06:58 PM | #20671 (permalink) | |
Shoo Thoughts
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It melts into gunge and falls to the bottom of the cup. You forget about it. Then swallow it in that final gulp. Yuck. |
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08-26-2015, 06:59 PM | #20672 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Sounds like allergies more than anything.
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08-26-2015, 07:10 PM | #20673 (permalink) | ||
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Urban Dictionary: soggy biscuit
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08-26-2015, 08:37 PM | #20674 (permalink) | ||
Oracle
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It was the outside of my work shirt Dj and Clancy both saw it so uhh ask them for confirmation.
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08-27-2015, 06:55 AM | #20675 (permalink) | |
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Um, what?
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08-29-2015, 12:21 AM | #20676 (permalink) | ||
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I had probably one of the worst days I have had in ages, and to cap it off after getting my head chopped off for being still in my store at 12 am because nobody told my boss, her boss is coming in the am. When I finally get home my ******* neighbour's gf parked in my space again and I keep telling this broad when you pay my moths****in mortgage you can park in my house for all I care however dumb bitch I dont pay my mortage so you can park fo free.SO I pull up at 12:45 dumb drunk whore in my space, AGAIN. I DUMPED MY SODA IN HER TRUNK AND LEFT A NOTE ON HER CAR THAT SAYS "move your car or Ill tow it. Ps. He's ****ing the 45 year old lady nextdoor with braces when you are not around sincerly, 1121."
#Thuglife.
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08-29-2015, 08:35 AM | #20678 (permalink) |
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Sorry man.
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08-29-2015, 09:18 AM | #20680 (permalink) | |
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Same thing I was wondering. And is the braces comment supposed to imply that this woman is unattractive? I don't like thinking about unattractive women.
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