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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 08-26-2015, 06:58 PM   #20671 (permalink)
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Hayfever perhaps? Try an antihistimine (sp?)....

Oh they have this great invention now, saves your fingers no end!


Also, why does your tea scold you? Surely you should scold it, for being so hot...
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What's wrong with a soggy biscuit? I think they have a nice tang.
It melts into gunge and falls to the bottom of the cup. You forget about it. Then swallow it in that final gulp. Yuck.
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Old 08-26-2015, 06:59 PM   #20672 (permalink)
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Sounds like allergies more than anything.
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Old 08-26-2015, 07:10 PM   #20673 (permalink)
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It melts into gunge and falls to the bottom of the cup. You forget about it. Then swallow it in that final gulp. Yuck.
*snicker*

Urban Dictionary: soggy biscuit
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Old 08-26-2015, 08:37 PM   #20674 (permalink)
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It was the outside of my work shirt Dj and Clancy both saw it so uhh ask them for confirmation.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 08-27-2015, 06:55 AM   #20675 (permalink)
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Is that a thing at this time of the year?

I have asthma if that makes a difference.
Yeah it's very much a thing. Pollen in the air, y'know? Anthist would probably help you. I use Cetrine, one a day. Very effective.
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It was the outside of my work shirt Dj and Clancy both saw it so uhh ask them for confirmation.
Um, what?
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Old 08-29-2015, 12:21 AM   #20676 (permalink)
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I had probably one of the worst days I have had in ages, and to cap it off after getting my head chopped off for being still in my store at 12 am because nobody told my boss, her boss is coming in the am. When I finally get home my ******* neighbour's gf parked in my space again and I keep telling this broad when you pay my moths****in mortgage you can park in my house for all I care however dumb bitch I dont pay my mortage so you can park fo free.SO I pull up at 12:45 dumb drunk whore in my space, AGAIN. I DUMPED MY SODA IN HER TRUNK AND LEFT A NOTE ON HER CAR THAT SAYS "move your car or Ill tow it. Ps. He's ****ing the 45 year old lady nextdoor with braces when you are not around sincerly, 1121."

#Thuglife.
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Old 08-29-2015, 07:55 AM   #20677 (permalink)
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Got a call this morning that a close friend died last night in a motorcycle accident.

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Old 08-29-2015, 08:35 AM   #20678 (permalink)
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Got a call this morning that a close friend died last night in a motorcycle accident.

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Old 08-29-2015, 09:01 AM   #20679 (permalink)
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I DUMPED MY SODA IN HER TRUNK AND LEFT A NOTE ON HER CAR THAT SAYS "move your car or Ill tow it. Ps. He's ****ing the 45 year old lady next with braces when you are not around sincerly, 1121."

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So this is actually happening?
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Old 08-29-2015, 09:18 AM   #20680 (permalink)
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So this is actually happening?
Same thing I was wondering. And is the braces comment supposed to imply that this woman is unattractive? I don't like thinking about unattractive women.
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